KidKangaroo
2014
The best Pokemon I've played it because it cuts through a lot of the bullshit, and has some weird effort put into parts that don't matter at all.
I completed the Pokedex on this one. 720 poking mans. You heard me.
I completed the Pokedex on this one. 720 poking mans. You heard me.
This game fucks
Actual baby game, with some nice casual racism to boot.
Plus it started the Rabbid scourge, which I think also had a part in the Minions craze. Truly a dark chapter that not even Misirlou can save
Plus it started the Rabbid scourge, which I think also had a part in the Minions craze. Truly a dark chapter that not even Misirlou can save
Visually very endearing, and some of the puzzles are nice to work through, but the sappy piano music, the faux-deep story and some strange gameplay snags leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Thankfully I got it for free, I wouldn't say it's worth more than 10 bucks
Thankfully I got it for free, I wouldn't say it's worth more than 10 bucks
My kind of insanity
2013
The story and the linearity of the missions is incredibly lame. Metal Gear Solid V is superior in most ways.
2018
Hype as fuck, but also easy to understand!
I bought the soundtrack years before I bought the game.
I bought the soundtrack years before I bought the game.
2015
Nobody talks about this one, it's good
Not worth revisiting, tbh.
Story feels like a forgettable B-Movie that has aspirations of being the next Indiana Jones. Resident Evil 4 continues to be the best and most amusing B-Movie equivalent in video games, and I think that's because it is aware of what it is.
I think I knew this game wasn't gonna blow me away, the moment the game wanted me to blow up an "ancient" (?) red exploding barrel next to a big pillar which of course magically pushes it into the needed position. My "immersion" never recovered, and that was about 30 minutes in.
Gunplay is just parely passable (I had it on Hard, fyi).
The impact of the bullets on enemies is really unsatisfying and they move too much around for precise aiming to be rewarded. And don't even get me started on the jet ski passages.
Some of the scenery does give the happenings the needed gravitas and some of the set-pieces were entertaining (like the creatures and the mercs fighting each other), but nothing that will really stick with me.
As of writing I'm now 25% into Uncharted 3, and you really don't need to know the story of the first one to understand the stories or characters of the other ones. Just skip it, and get to Uncharted 2.
Story feels like a forgettable B-Movie that has aspirations of being the next Indiana Jones. Resident Evil 4 continues to be the best and most amusing B-Movie equivalent in video games, and I think that's because it is aware of what it is.
I think I knew this game wasn't gonna blow me away, the moment the game wanted me to blow up an "ancient" (?) red exploding barrel next to a big pillar which of course magically pushes it into the needed position. My "immersion" never recovered, and that was about 30 minutes in.
Gunplay is just parely passable (I had it on Hard, fyi).
The impact of the bullets on enemies is really unsatisfying and they move too much around for precise aiming to be rewarded. And don't even get me started on the jet ski passages.
Some of the scenery does give the happenings the needed gravitas and some of the set-pieces were entertaining (like the creatures and the mercs fighting each other), but nothing that will really stick with me.
As of writing I'm now 25% into Uncharted 3, and you really don't need to know the story of the first one to understand the stories or characters of the other ones. Just skip it, and get to Uncharted 2.
2019
Demo impression:
Elegant visuals and I'm sure the late game got some real brain teasers, but a pure puzzle experience just doesn't tickle me anymore. Music was also a bit grating.
P.S. Why do boxes need to have genders? And children?
Elegant visuals and I'm sure the late game got some real brain teasers, but a pure puzzle experience just doesn't tickle me anymore. Music was also a bit grating.
P.S. Why do boxes need to have genders? And children?
2009
Fun timewaster, play it on mobile
PTSD fuel
2017
Boooooooring
2013
I had way more fun watching somebody else play
RIP