Elephants! 🐘

Believe me when I say I was screaming throughout the Gollum Spaniards, murder Yeti, and Lazarevic levels. I wanted to play an adventure game not a horror-themed endless runner 🥲

Solas, no longer dressed like a hobo apostate: I suspect you have questions...
Lavellan, imminent amputee: Where the fuck are those high-end mage robes I gave you all those years ago??!?

I can't believe I let myself be betrayed by my favorite apostate character a third time!

"That's ancient history, been there done that!" - me quoting feminist icon Megara once the recycled Prothean-Angaran:Collector-Kett plot twist came up