What I truly thought was a horrendous failure turned out to be a remarkable experience. Nothing more than a simple game about a young witch who merely vrooms in the sky has made me appreciate the effort that goes into projects of video games. I absolutely appreciate this masterpiece and the work that has gone into it. Comparable with the likes of Tommy Wiseau's The Room, Vroom in the night sky exudes a pure form of effort. I have only spent ten hours in the game, yet I feel like it has impacted me for my entire life. The visuals are absolutely great and show that simplicity is not laziness, rather it is a way to pour effort into other subtleties that tie the entire experience together. The controls are surprisingly smooth for how much crap this game gets. I had quite a lot of fun bouncing around in the training levels, and found myself often using tricks and boosts in order to get the fastest time possible in the main missions. I have worked to get all the achievements, though I have stopped myself from doing so as I do not ever want this game to end. While my experience with the game has not ended today, I must bring an end to this review. Vroom in the night sky was a much more pleasant experience than I ever expected. The bar was surely low, but the fact that I hold this game to such a prowess as Devil May Cry 5, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Kid Icarus Uprising, and Super Mario Galaxy truly shows how much everyone has missed out on by avoiding this game.

You hear your mother and father arguing late one night again. This time, once it's over, they come into your room and tell you that none of what has been going on is your fault. After a few months of not knowing what is going on, you move out with your father to somewhere east in town. When you move into your new house, he offers to rent you any game in the nearest Blockbuster for your Super Nintendo Entertainment System. You see so many choices that entice your brain to the fullest extent of curiosity. You come across Super Mario All Stars + Super Mario World, the three original games for the Nintendo Entertainment System with brand new sixteen bit graphics, and the newest Mario game to date, Super Mario World. Next to it you see Donkey Kong Country, Nintendo's answer to the Gensis's Aladdin. Fully pre-rendered 3D models on the SNES, with the smoothest gameplay you have ever seen. But deep into the trenches of the store, you come across this game. You ask your father for it, and he kindly buys it for you. When you get home, you pop in the game and find your way into a 2 Player game. After a very rough couple of minutes, your father pauses the game. He looks sternly into your eyes and utters a few words. "The divorce was your fault"