LiquidShiro
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Meu nome é Kazuma Kiryu e fui preso por 10 anos por um crime que não cometi, quando saí da cadeia estava sem dinheiro e perdido, aí que eu descobri o Subway Money. Em apenas um dia adquiri riqueza infinita! Me sinto como um DRAGÂO! JOGUE AGORA!!!!!!
"Oh, Melissa? By Porno Graffiti? Yeah, I know that song, it's the- uh, first Opening from Fullmetal Alchemist! Yup, never heard that anywhere else! Hahaha!" I say as nervously sweat bullets trying to block the Final Fantasy Sonic X flashbacks off my memory.
me when I else-if all over a 14 year old (I'm yandere dev)
Hotel Mario
1994
This cutscene in particular boggles my mind on so many levels Ok, so Mario goes to Roy Koopa's hotel to look for Peach and the gimmick for the stage is that lights turn on and off (very fun idea btw) and when you clear it, it shows Mario finding a room solely dedicated to making toasters. Why? Who needs that much toast? Can't you just use a microwave or an oven if you need that many toasters?
"Aha, Here's the problem, too many toasters!" Mario says, like it's a common household occurrence to have a toaster room like it's a bitcoin mine. Why does Bowser have his own patented sourpuss bread? Who tf would eat sourpuss bread? Is this what he feeds his kids? Why does Mario look so smug when he says "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast"? No one has ever said that. Is this some sort of Mushroom Kingdom Haiku? An inside joke from the devs? Because if you take it literally it sounds stupid, you can make plenty of things with toasters, and toast is only toast after it's been in a toaster, if you toast a toast you'll be left with burnt bread. Why does the outlet look different than before? Why did the unplugged toasters shoot the toast at 20 mph? Where did they go? Are they stuck on the ceiling? How does anyone frequent this hotel if Roy prioritizes making toast over having decent lighting?
You know what they say, where there's smoke, they pitch back.
"Aha, Here's the problem, too many toasters!" Mario says, like it's a common household occurrence to have a toaster room like it's a bitcoin mine. Why does Bowser have his own patented sourpuss bread? Who tf would eat sourpuss bread? Is this what he feeds his kids? Why does Mario look so smug when he says "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast"? No one has ever said that. Is this some sort of Mushroom Kingdom Haiku? An inside joke from the devs? Because if you take it literally it sounds stupid, you can make plenty of things with toasters, and toast is only toast after it's been in a toaster, if you toast a toast you'll be left with burnt bread. Why does the outlet look different than before? Why did the unplugged toasters shoot the toast at 20 mph? Where did they go? Are they stuck on the ceiling? How does anyone frequent this hotel if Roy prioritizes making toast over having decent lighting?
You know what they say, where there's smoke, they pitch back.
R.I.P Shinzo Abe you would have loved Anya 💔
Mister Mosquito
2001
E a muriçoca soca, soca, soca, soca, soca, soca
E a muriçoca pica, pica, pica, pica, pica, pica
E a muriçoca soca, soca, soca, soca, soca, soca
E a muriçoca pica, pica, pica, pica, pica, pica
Eu quero dormir de noite
Mas eu não consigo
A muriçoca vem
Vem morder no meu umbigo
Eu quero dormir de noite
Mas ela não se aquieta
A muriçoca vem
Vem morder na minha perna
E a muriçoca pica, pica, pica, pica, pica, pica
E a muriçoca soca, soca, soca, soca, soca, soca
E a muriçoca pica, pica, pica, pica, pica, pica
Eu quero dormir de noite
Mas eu não consigo
A muriçoca vem
Vem morder no meu umbigo
Eu quero dormir de noite
Mas ela não se aquieta
A muriçoca vem
Vem morder na minha perna
