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Gex

1994

Agent 47 in the cutscenes: I have had everything taken from me and wish to do horrible things to the people who made my life a nightmare

Agent 47 in the game, dressed as a cowboy: No officer the rubber ducky exploded on its own I had nothing to do with it

Please give me a whole tray of peas.

8 hours of stephen merchant yelling at you

I once surveyed a Discord server I frequent to see if people actually play this game. Only two people actually played it, despite what sponsors lead you to believe.

I then compared it to friends of mine who had seen the 1988 film Alice. Around 24 or so have seen the film.

A surreal 1988 Czechoslovak film is waaay more popular than an overpromoted microtransaction-laden game.

Before I go, I just wanna give a shoutout to Sponsorblock, an actual godsend if you wanna skip those annoying sponsors on YouTube.

y’all I’m starting to think that Sonic isn’t that good of a franchise

I love how this game has made it a centerpiece to say how it's relaxing and stress relieving but every third level is like “NIGHTMARISHLY HARD LEVEL” and “WARNING: YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANTS IF YOU PLAY THIS LEVEL”

How to become an enemy to womankind 101

This game cost $40 when it came out.

What the FUCK

So insanely funny that this game is a switch/playstation exclusive now. Sorry xbox fans, you punks cant handle this heat

I can't describe how fucking weird and awful this was.
I will say the best way to play this is with 3 things

1. Play with shithead friends around watching
2. Drink a lot of alcohol
3. possibly also get weed

If you do all these things then you'll have a magic experience.

This game has a racist depiction of a black child in this game as one of the "Seven Clever Boys".

He is wearing a star spangled banner top hat, overalls with no shirt, and big red lips.

Actually some of the worst shit you could have ever played, and easy youtube gamer review fodder.

stupid fuckgig genie bitchboy. i hope it cracks its stupid fucking head open and dies of sepsis. i hope it gets ringworm but like in its eyeball. i hate it so much. it pisses me off os much. and yet i still play it. fuck you akinator.

I'm glad Yuji Naka is in prison