Developer with a decent grasp of unreal engine creates a hybrid of all of the joking game ideas he wants to do with a toybox aesthetic. Result: It's a soulless collectathon that has boring jokes just as much as it has outdated references.

There isn't much to talk about the specifics of the game, as a lot of it leads to very easy puzzle solutions that really shouldn't be compared to Portal like the game advertises itself as. You have some sequence breaking in terms of the openish world but a lot of decisions and upgrades are not interesting and just generally hit the bullet points of a first person platformer would consist of.

Everything is phoned in, whether that be the really skyrim-but-somehow-worse combat, the really really lacking soundscape (seriously nothing increases monotony than hearing a fat load of NOTHING as you're doing everything in this game), including the sequence of enemies and events. I was reminded in a respect to Snake Pass, in terms of unreal tech demo, but at the very least Snake Pass had a super interesting movement system you had to master. This however feels.... like nothing but an average timekiller. (5/10)