This happened to my buddy Robert

Commits the ultimate sin of any video game which is being boring. Even with friends I was begging for the game to be over before we even got to the ship section.

I think for every dozen or so J-Cup Bra Size wearing character, every single Loli girl trying its very hardest to look "moe" and every single uniform that has a skirt so short you can basically see the labia of the bitch wearing it, they should add a single male character with the same level of animation and jiggle physics that everyone else has but for their dick, balls and ass.