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What am I doing with my life? All this time spent ironically praising shitty games including this one and now people are unironically gassing up generic survival crafting game number 74,963. That settles it, from now on the words “peak fiction” will never leave my mouth ever again!

made like a dark, twisted version of pokemon haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my open-world survival crafting slop would make most simply go insane lmao.

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i laughed so fucking hard when the pig turned into a porkchop

The only thing you can log on both Backloggd and Letterboxd.
It's shit.

Nah, I say Let It Die! Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and... come on who's with me huh?

Looking up what happened to this game after you found it interesting back in 2015 is like asking someone why a restaurant you enjoyed closed down and the said person telling you that restaurant was actually a front for the mafia

My mom asked if the dishes were done and I yelled "BETHESDA!"

She hugged me. She knew they were washed.

Pepsiman is the hero we needed but didn't deserve.

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Okay so. Here's the thing.

In narrative terms, and really in terms of systemic ambition, ME2 is a worse game than ME1. Several of the loyalty missions feel wretched. From framing the wrong of genocide almost entirely through its perpetrators in Mordin's mission to the astoundingly ablest and racist "stranded" plotline of Jacob's to Samara's murder of her queer daughter who cannot help but be a sexual predator, there's a lot of really tactless ugliness in this game. Worse, it has something of a mean streak. Making fun of Krogan for wanting to go on the Citadel, or having a running gag of a biotic Volus without any power, the racial essentialism of ME1 gets turned into fodder for jokes, rather than "simply" ideological background.

This game's gets a lot of praise for its characters, which is understandable, but nobody gets room to breathe or time to really develop. There's too many cast members and you really only get one mission where they are for sure present and talking with you. I really wish the game had a little more focus, or more cross talk between members. The episodic structure almost works, but it feels so strained by the lack of contact between storylines.

It's also a bummer that ME1's most interesting edges get sanded off. Fewer sidequests with much less to them and way less of the sort of cosmic loneliness that ME1 had. It's even less of an RPG too, I don't think like Baldur's Gate or Fallout: New Vegas are particularly expansive in this regard either, but they make this feel like CoD. The suicide mission is a cool concept, but ultimately it almost entirely rewards just investing more time into the game. If you do all the loyalty missions and buy all the upgrades, you'll likely only lose one person, if that. There's just not a lot there.

All that said, I did have a better time overall with this than ME1. It helps that I like some of the characters a lot. Grunt, Thane, Legion, and even Samara (look I can't resist a space nun milf) have some interesting stuff to do. Thane in particular gets like actual writing and some real exploration of his past. It's not a revelation or anything, but it is nice!

I also played on insanity (ugh) the highest difficulty level. Which make it a compelling, if eventually kind of flat, tactical shooter. I had to think about who I would take on missions, how to use their powers, etc. I really missed the individual cooldowns from ME1, the combat is easier to manage but in exchange feels less expressive. However, I had a good time, and the upgrades all felt impactful and meaningful. I went from dying multiple times in every encounter against the collectors, to being able to wipe the floor with them in the final mission. That's just gaming baby!

Ultimately still kind of a bad game, but I can at least say that I had some fun and will look back on one or two of the quests with fondness. That's not nothing.

Sifu

2022

this games great but "revenge is bad" is the most reddit ass video game theme ever. when are we gonna get a good ass "revenge is actually awesome" game