Jokes were so dry and characters so reduced to walking clay I'd fall asleep if not for the gameplay

REGIS PLS BE REAL UR A WALKING GREEN FLAG I CAN COOK AND CLEAN PLS JUST BE HERE I HAD ENOUGH IDC UR A VAMPIRE I LOVE YOU I'VE LOVED YOU EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN YOU LOVE OF MY LIFE THE GUIDING LIGHT IN DARKNESS OF LIFE

....my grandma bought it for christmas and had an amazing time (didn't understand shit tho). Thanks grandma <3