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I know I am going to get shit for this take but, I fucking hate this game so much. I have talked alot of shit on this game in the past and I really tried to give this game a chance this time, but jesus fucking christ this game is even more garbage then I originally thought. The controls are the worst fucking thing ever holy shit, I think it is the worst controlling gave I've ever played atleast platforming wise, I can't think of another that even comes close. And the camera fucking sucks so bad you can't see anything half the time and it goes fucking upside down, sideways, upways any fucking direction it wants and you can't move it pretty much at all. Those 2 things are already enough to consider this game bad, but there is more I need to bitch about. The levels are so linear, which I don't think is inherently a bad thing at all but it feels very brain dead in this game, like for a 3d game it feels very 2 dimensional (not even including the fact a good chunk is literally 2d, AND SOME OF THE FUCKING 2D PARTS STILL LET YOU GO FORWARDS AND BACKWARDS SO IF YOU'RE ON A SMALL PLATFORM YOU CAN JUST FUCKING FALL OFF BY TOUCHING EVEN SLIGHTLY DOWN OR UP) <- That's a bit of a nitpick but my god its so fucking annoying. Even the hub world sucks because of the fact its so vertical and the controls are so bad if you fall you have to climb all the fucking way back up. The purple coin stars are fucking awful, they take so fucking long and they make you collect ALL OF THEM (except one and its a small level where it would be easy to collect them all ??????????) and if you die at any point you have to collect them ALL AGAIN, they felt like they were designed to waste your time. And its not even just the purple coin stars that suck, they ALL do. I never once was even a little excited to play a new level, it was always just more bullshit I have to play. There is absolutely more I hate about this game, but I can't think of them right now.

Reviewed on Jan 17, 2024


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4 months ago

skill issue