SLUDGE LIFE. SLUDGE LIFE. SLUDGE LIFE. SLUDGE LIFE.

Look this game bangs. It's kind of shitty, yes, but almost in a forgiveable way. The controls are still a little too finnicky for me but theyre tolerable. There's a fart button; there's an achievement for pissing off of a tall building; you can smoke cigarettes (cool); its a game made by a dude who was in cLOUDDEAD! A nice hour or two.

A disappointment. Simply put, it does not vibe: it is not sludgey. The controls are too slippery, your character is too mobile. I wanted to wander around, vibe out n blast cigs. Instead there are these shitty parkour mechanics. There's some dope pro-union stuff going on though, I think, and some quality poop jokes. But still: a disappointment.