Pinetears
17 reviews liked by Pinetears
The Stanley Parable
2013
i want to stuff this game in a locker
The Stanley Parable
2013
Not nearly as interesting as it thinks it is.
The Stanley Parable
2013
I'm not one to invoke or praise the work of one Armond White, but his patented "hipster nihilism" label is too apt here.
A game that hates games as well as players.
A game that hates games as well as players.
The Stanley Parable
2013
Shut the fuck up oh my GOD
The Stanley Parable
2013
Game: What's the most important part of comedy?
Player: I dun-
Game: TIMING!
Player: hehehe ok
Game: What's the most imp-
Player: timing
Game: You! Soulless bastard!
Player: woah, ok buddy
Game: Well if you're so clever, knock knock
Player: Who's there?
Game: THE 4th WALL!
Player: heh yeah ok cool
Game: NO!! YOU SAY "THE 4th WALL WHO?"!!!1!
Player: ... the4thwallwho
Game: FROM THE TOP, ASSHOLE. KNOCK KNOCK!!
Player: ffs man
menu > quit > delete
Player: I dun-
Game: TIMING!
Player: hehehe ok
Game: What's the most imp-
Player: timing
Game: You! Soulless bastard!
Player: woah, ok buddy
Game: Well if you're so clever, knock knock
Player: Who's there?
Game: THE 4th WALL!
Player: heh yeah ok cool
Game: NO!! YOU SAY "THE 4th WALL WHO?"!!!1!
Player: ... the4thwallwho
Game: FROM THE TOP, ASSHOLE. KNOCK KNOCK!!
Player: ffs man
menu > quit > delete
The Stanley Parable
2013
a british "person" tells me what to do while a bunch of philosophy degree gamers tell me THATS THE POINT!!!!!!! and yet i do not care. stop being british ok just stop
The Stanley Parable
2013
Yeah this game is based... as in it's based on a really convoluted and self absorbed premise that a game where nothing actually happens and an annoying narrator berates you the entire time could ever be fun
Prey
2017
injecting alien cum through my eye made me able to pick up a fridge
Skate 3
2010
If THPS is outrun, skate is burnout paradise.
You trade that fast ridiculous gameplay for more freedom and a more realistic experience. The way they let you tackle goals in whatever part of the open world you want to embodies the essence of street skating in a super cool way.
You trade that fast ridiculous gameplay for more freedom and a more realistic experience. The way they let you tackle goals in whatever part of the open world you want to embodies the essence of street skating in a super cool way.
Choice of Robots
2014
can i just make my review "suck it, David Cage" and leave it there? oh, I can? perfect. that's perfect.
