Anxiety at the earliest inconvenience: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E22xtpRUYAA7f7w.jpg

I feel like our daring protagonist would be the type to mispell "ayo" as "mayo" just to be a quirky individual y'feel me, and then Anxiety would call her a "mayo monkey" and booom he just invented a new slur, wouldn't that be pretty funny? But it's neither here nor there.