Heeho weewo, it's-a Fortnite time! Me asf when I'm told we have soulless crossovers at the function. Hol on I'm dropping the Pit Fortnite log history bcuz shit goes uga bunga: I played for like, a month, july 2018 to have some fun with big friends of mine with wallets nearly as big. Then Unreal Engine 5 edition dripped circa recently idk, and that prompted to see what's poppin'. Hm, either much falsehood or I dont realize how much changed. A classic case of Mandela effect amongst PS3 fans "b-b-but the remaster looks the same!!" yes it does, but maybe you just haven't realised it didnt look as good looking back! It's a coin of the toss! Ahem ahem.

So, about the real noticeable changes, are a whole new map (it be rotating) and different core movement. Also more immersion when you gargle on Walter White's liquid blue meth. Hnnnh I love the obvious bots roaming around that a non-specific noob can kill! She's so crazy!! 🤪 No more are the days of tipping off the bus drivers and dropping on Tilted Towers then dropping in Tilted Towers to a suspiciously wealthy in construction materials mf. Same vibes as dropping on a villa and getting jumped by NPCs. Aint that some shit. Thankfully I had a teammate protecting me. Inshallah thank you I would not know of the new mechanics without a wonderful guide (and a great shot).

Before I knew it wouldn't be hard to find my footing, I went on the map creator and tested out a...well, test map. Wait no first I had to see a trailer and then it gave me a starter pack and then that. I havent touched Festival or anything aside from unranked really and I find it odd how they force me to check out lego skins when I'm browsing the shop, wallet thrown outside the window to make sure I dont act before I think. All of it was overthinking, I was a floss boy, she was a Legussy girl.

Reviewed on Apr 08, 2024


3 Comments


22 days ago

Geez man, you're making me blush with all the likes haha.

22 days ago

@RedBackLoggd the least I can do is read your past reviews if I'm following you, although that may take a while 🤣

22 days ago

Respect man, I'll also give you your flowers for any games we share an interest in.