Another game that don't make no sense. Mans gotta have his own assets tho. This lacks a little something called everything, and that crank SFX felt personal, but props where it's due, um, you can choose your gender. That is pretty crazy 🤯 You can also warm up in a fire and come out looking like a wendigo. That is pretty fucked up 🤯 be like going into a swamp and coming out like Shrek. I'm exercising my Amendment right to change the subject, not American but I really need that right ong, so...
This looks and sounds... otherworldly. By which I mean, this should stay in another world. This clash between unstoppable force and immovable object is exactly what we're expecting to expect from the premise, only you are an object and quite movable if I do say so myself. The rich ate the poor and you're quite to their taste 💦 they got your house and turned it into a maze of a manor just for you, how delightful! A fitting residence for your humble God of Poverty.
The Sink Gods, hallway for the Sinking man, the game that dared to ask if it's better to cum in the sink or sink in the cum. Heh. Honestly, the second one- wait nonono, I meaan the HUB yes the hub, you have an hub, you do some padding shit for 10 seconds and go to the next level to meet a divinity. Or not! Psyche! Ahah btw there's an epilogue episode with a voiced preamble and mass murder, like as soon as a head comes off the game's over, no credits or nothing. Scary asf 😨
The last straw on the camel's back is that I need to actually talk about the gameplay. The Sinking man is actually the Thinking man, against all odds! Or better yet, a woman, or NB or genderfluid but whoever you are will be thinking and solving puzzles like you're 🤓 No higher beings in the Seven Kingdoms will give you any feedback, it is pretty chill to solve everything so no worries. But remember if you get a sword: You can't put it back! You're no sword swallower unless it's an euphemism! Put it in a goofy ahh hole or its two siblings!
That's the only part that had me confused, I thought the game bugged out to not much surprise since it's built like a house of cards, except I've only come across one bug in this dog gone Earth involving a text not going away. My mark of shame. If your name's Mark, I wasn't actually talking about you. Sorry pal. One man's trash is another man's trash 😔
This looks and sounds... otherworldly. By which I mean, this should stay in another world. This clash between unstoppable force and immovable object is exactly what we're expecting to expect from the premise, only you are an object and quite movable if I do say so myself. The rich ate the poor and you're quite to their taste 💦 they got your house and turned it into a maze of a manor just for you, how delightful! A fitting residence for your humble God of Poverty.
The Sink Gods, hallway for the Sinking man, the game that dared to ask if it's better to cum in the sink or sink in the cum. Heh. Honestly, the second one- wait nonono, I meaan the HUB yes the hub, you have an hub, you do some padding shit for 10 seconds and go to the next level to meet a divinity. Or not! Psyche! Ahah btw there's an epilogue episode with a voiced preamble and mass murder, like as soon as a head comes off the game's over, no credits or nothing. Scary asf 😨
The last straw on the camel's back is that I need to actually talk about the gameplay. The Sinking man is actually the Thinking man, against all odds! Or better yet, a woman, or NB or genderfluid but whoever you are will be thinking and solving puzzles like you're 🤓 No higher beings in the Seven Kingdoms will give you any feedback, it is pretty chill to solve everything so no worries. But remember if you get a sword: You can't put it back! You're no sword swallower unless it's an euphemism! Put it in a goofy ahh hole or its two siblings!
That's the only part that had me confused, I thought the game bugged out to not much surprise since it's built like a house of cards, except I've only come across one bug in this dog gone Earth involving a text not going away. My mark of shame. If your name's Mark, I wasn't actually talking about you. Sorry pal. One man's trash is another man's trash 😔
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@_YALP am I a good influence?? high caliber compliment have my thanks, we won't be ready for your next review to drop but drop it anyway
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12 days ago