I can't play these types of games. I am just way to invested in the clicker element and there are better clicker games. The girls are just annoying elements that distract from the real game

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Good game I like

I wish they would make a version of this game without the sex, that would be really cool. Anyways pretty bad game, played it at 2am trying to fall asleep and it succeeded in that mission.

It feels like if a Newgrounds animator got to make a new Wario Land game

Amazing, I haven't smoked since. 10/10. Since my birth I've been smoking, a full 120 years of ruining my lungs with 100 cigarettes a day. I was finally able to stop thanks to Ubisoft and Allen Carr.

Not horrible. I bought a digital key form a third party so that J.K. Rowling didn't make money from me.
Just your basic triple A Open-world RPG game. Not revolutionary but better than most Ubisoft titles.
Not bad, just not exceptional
7/10

Painfully mid. There are a lot more fun multiplayer games local and online

Fucking realistic. I went ape shit while playing this.
8/10

The premiere flying mammal shooting entertainment product. The beautiful cartoony art style with hints of realism. The engaging plot. Last of Us eat your heart out. And the gameplay, ohh... the gameplay is divine.
Underrated gem | 10/10

I don't understand. Am I supposed to shoot the ship or plane. I don't know if this whole interactive media thing will take off.

If the kids of today are playing this horse shit, then I am very worried about how lazy and friendless the kids of the future will be. Back in my day we just played Tic-Tac-Toe with each other. Not toasters.