Peak...? Throwing turnips simulator
Cons: Old, weird dino pink thing, looks slightly less shit but still looks shit.
Pros: Mario Jumpman Mario, "Mario Madness", Better than the first mario

Chinese friend said this game is ass, therefore it's better than the first zelda and it's peak.
Cons: None
Pros: best iteration of zelda gameplay, peak.

Mario but he converts to being a furry.
Cons: tanuki suit, old, no cool subheading
Pros: tanuki suit, Mario Jumpman Mario, Better than SM2

fuck this game....
Cons: Z and S blocks, old, live action film adaptation
Pros: I Block, "Tetris Rap Animated - Egoraptor"

The first good Mario game
Cons: Overrated slop, Oversaturated the mario maker level market.
Pros: The Yosh, Mario Jumpman Mario, The first mario to look visually appealing, Kaizo Mario.

As an RPG is pretty complex an entertaining.
As a sex game is slow and confusing.

Why would you animate a titjob and leave sex without animation?

To dik (fuck Sage) or not to dik (fuck Isabella)

Excellent booba physics, but too little booba (God I wanna fuck that fish)

On the one hand, too much elf lore.
On the other hand...
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
CLANK crunch YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUCH

I didn't know I could have an "auntie" fetish

Where can I buy elf maids?

All things considered, a respectable amount of MILFs

This game is so unrealistic, rich people don't know how to fuck

No sex today, only depression