There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies
I used to play football
Road cones protect my head
I have a screen-door shield
We are the undead
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour
I like your tricycle
There's butter on my head
I'm gonna eat your brains
We are the undead
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

YEAH BABY, THIS THE REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE, WHEN'S GAROUDEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Fucking ass to ass, real hardcore, men bashing and kissing god fearing red blooded american GLORY TO THE RISING SUN

You have NO idea how much I fucking yelled with excitement when I saw the battle screen for the first time

THE BEST RESIDENT EVIL GAME AND I DO NOT CARE WHO DISAGREES, THEY JUST PLAYED IT WRONG.

we love.............Cosmic Smash.....

Playing this game was the equivalent of using sandpaper as toilet paper, Justin Roiland needs to get a new schtick. The s-s-s-stuttering and "improv" have run their course years ago, Justin, please, get a new voice instead of the ONE whiny one you always do and PLEASE take some fucking comedy lessons, Christ.

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Okay, first and foremost, the gameplay of this is absolute dogshit. It's mind-numbingly tedious, clunky, offensive at points, it feels like it had no thought put into it. The story and writing on the other hand? One of the best ever, immaculate, nigh perfect, untouchable, in a league of it's own. Every single ounce of creativity went into the writing, the characters, the setting, the feeling of bittersweet goodbyes, all-too-soon farewells. Never has a game made me genuinely care about the fate of a character more than this. Now, I hate the statement "_____ broke me". It exudes a lack of life experience, of soul, of human interaction and love for your fellow man. But when I had first played it, I was legitimately affected by P.F. running out of battery before she could fully say what she wanted. I was unironically ruined for a couple of days and whenever I remembered, I would choke up and fight for my life in order to prevent myself from sobbing in public. The melancholic atmosphere combined with the rich world building and out of the way story telling are masterful. The ending just being as bittersweet and realistic ties everything up perfectly. Incredible.

I dunno what everyone else is smokin', this game is fucking awesome, the aesthetics are cool, the movement is good, I can only imagine what it'd be like to play with someone else. Slash.........My beloved..................................

The "The End" screen still makes me tear up

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I see nor hear no evil
Black writings on the wall
Unleashed a million faces
And one by one they fall
Black-hearted evil
Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am
I, I, I, I am
Here we go, buddy
Here we go, buddy
Here we go
Here we go, buddy
Here we go
Go ahead and try to see through me
Do it if you dare (dare)
One step forward, two steps back
I'm here (one step forward, two steps back)
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, I am all of me
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
(Here we go)
I see and feel the evil
My hands will crush 'em all
You think you have the answers
I'll laugh and watch you fall
Black-hearted evil
Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am
I, I, I, I am
Here we go, buddy
Here we go, buddy
Here we go
Here we go, buddy
Here we go
Go ahead and try to see through me
Do it if you dare (dare)
One step forward, two steps back
I'm here (one step forward, two steps back)
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
(Here we go)
I am, I am everyone, everywhere
Anyhow, any way, any will, any day
I am, I am everyone, everywhere
Anyhow, any way, any will, any day
I am, I am, I am
I am, I am, I am
I am
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me!)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am (I am, I'm all of me)
I am, I am, I'm all of me
(Here we go)
I am, I am all of me (me)

Akane.....my beautiful, brown honeysuckle goddess........

Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
HERE’S TO YOU, NICOLA AND BART
REST FOREVER HERE IN OUR HEARTS
THE LAST AND FINAL MOMENT IS YOURS
THAT AGONY IS YOUR TRIUMPH (HERE’S TO YOU)
HERE’S TO YOU, NICOLA AND BART
REST FOREVER HERE IN OUR HEARTS
THE LAST AND FINAL MOMENT IS YOURS
THAT AGONY IS YOUR TRIUMPH

HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF WITH THIS DIFFICULTY, YOU ABSOLUTELY SADISTIC DICKS. PLAYED THROUGH THE THIRD LOOP FOR A SILLY LITTLE COMIC. Hiori......my beloved........

Kim Pines................My Beloved............................

FERNANDEATH YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY