Ok

Elden Ring, is the nice boy in class, he has all the good grades, he's not particularly ugly, he's cultivated, he'll likely gonna get into a good university once he's gonna graduate, he seems to have no flaws, except one, he's painfully boring in its flawlessness

Demon's Souls on the other hand, he's the bad boy , he's dark, sinister, a bit cringe , he has black hair, he makes barely passable poetry , he smokes marijuana and is involved with several case of high school crime, he always brings a guitar and listen to 21 pilot on his airpods, not the kinda guy you should get interrested in, he looks silly , he looks like a fucking looser, he thinks he's goat, but he's not goat, he's just a piece of shit edgy kids and oh my god I hate this guy, but one day you go to a party

Who did you end up in bed with ? That's right , not fucking ER, he's too good for this, It's DeS, you woke up next morning, and he fucked you and you look past the bed border and your mom is lying on the floor , fucked like she never has been before. Then he wokes up with pancackes, kiss you goodbye and leaves you with a teen pregnancy he's never gonna act upon. But the memory of such an experience will last with you for the rest of your goddamn life

Reviewed on Feb 15, 2024


10 Comments


2 months ago

good review

2 months ago

I didn’t know DeS was just chill like that

2 months ago

what the fuck is this review

2 months ago

After thinking about this game for multiple months, this is the best explanation I came up with.

2 months ago

story of my life

2 months ago

i truly hate this website
this is wild

2 months ago

i cant write a review like this if i think 40 years straight

2 months ago

I think getting pregnant from DeS is still the better option then getting r#ped by king's field 1

2 months ago

>can't write a review like this if I think for 40 years straight
Praise him, not me.
https://www.backloggd.com/u/Cani/review/540018/