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fuck it i love this game

SHUT THE FUCK UP
LIKE THIS REVIEW IF YOU EMBRACE TOREE 2 AND REJECT XENOBLADE 3, THE MOST GODAWFUL DISGRACE IN HUMAN EXISTENCE
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Genuinely do not see how Mario Kart as a franchise can get better then this, now that the Booster Course has doubled base 8 we got the widest selection of tracks we've ever had filled with mostly bangers (repetitive city courses aside!) and the most comfortable feeling controls in any Mario Kart entry. Was skeptical about the Booster Course going into it considering the copying of some Tour tracks and the general cheapness compared to the base 8 offerings, but I think the amount of bangers new and old combined with the quantity still made it worth the price overall and also they added back the two best things about this franchise (Wiggler and 3DS Rainbow Road) so yk I can't really complain at all! At this point I don't really know how things will go in the future, the inevitable Mario Kart 9 is gonna have to step back considering this whole package is like the peak peak amount of content in a Mario Kart game and at a certain point adding more is definitely gonna feel overwhelming. Or maybe Nintendo won't care and they'll do "8 Deluxe Deluxe" or some shit and it's like quadruple the course idfkjiefokofekfeok, this is like the highest selling Mario game ever now so it's not impossible! But uh idk I won't about that for now, was a blast down memory lane going through this one against and for a game I've been playing for nearly 10 years at this point it could be a lot worse! Once again thank you James Gunn for this and for making The Guardians of the Galaxy as we know them today.

Nearly unplayable by modern standards. The controls are unintuitive, with your turns being either too sharp or too slippery that'll result on you careening off-track more times than you should be legally allowed; the AI is borderline cheating in so many ways, not just from the insane rubberbanding that gives you barely around 5 seconds to stay a decent distance at first place and the fact they can use infinite supplies of one item that you can't use in any capacity, but they're also somehow capable of phasing through obstacles no sweat and most of the time even allowed to hop over eachother's items completely unscathed. And then there's the little things that pile up into a mountain of regret, like Rainbow Road's color onslaught barely letting you see the item boxes on it and the fact that getting hit by certain items makes your screen spin around at sickening speeds. Outside of the fairly impressive 3D environment in a 2D engine this game managed to get away with, it's a fatal misfire in nearly every respect.

With that said, though, there's not much point to really hating this game, as horribly as it aged. It doesn't matter that the game didn't age well at the end of the day, as it was an important stepping stone into one of the most whimsical, creative and fun spin-off franchises ever made. The developers did the best they could for the most part with the limited tech they had at the time in order to create a kart racing experience like no other, and it deserves all of our respect for spawning way more uniquely fleshed out iterations of this idea later down the line. And, fortunately, this is the only particularly bad entry of the entire series, so it can only go up from here.

Everything the New Super Mario Bros games should have been

Yoshi

1991

It got good when I actually found out how to use the fucking A button 💀

I can’t believe they actually made sports boring in real life AND in video games too! 😱

Genuinely unplayable.

The music was kinda fire though.