StarCorridor
2017
I trophy hunted a lot in 2020 when the pandemic hit and needed mind-numbingly dull ass games like this to keep me entertained. If you want trophies, this is your game. Stick to the 50 free-to-download desktop games just like this.
2016
I refuse to believe that anybody actually played this because they wanted to, and not just to trophy hunt.
2014
Plays like a mobile game. A speedy playthrough. Fun but ultimately pretty forgettable.
I've found this is incredibly divisive - I thought it was super mid and way too long for me to continue caring about, I've had friends that loved this. I'm an appreciator of the movies but not a diehard, and I think this is especially a treat for the mega Back to the Future fans. Mid for me.
2014
Really fun with friends. This was one of the fondly remembered pandemic era time-waster games that I just recently remembered and picked back up. Great gameplay and combat.
2016
Ubisoft at its Ubisoft-iest with ridiculously long loading screens, a near broken online lobby system, and AIs that always fucking win. And of course you get the Ubisoft experience of them cramming their premium services down your throat and being able to do barely anything without it. The flash Uno games on sketchy websites are better than this.
2017
"That's a lot of money you won! Don't spend it all at once!"
I remember when I first played the console version of Ape Escape, I wish I could jump with X instead of pushing up on the right analog stick. Now that I've gotten so used to them in both 1 and 2, reverting to a new inferior control scheme massively hinders the enjoyability here. Play the console version on PS1, it plays so much smoother.
In 2002 came an awful game,
NewKidCo's the folks to blame.
Shitty minigames everywhere you look,
All loosely based off the iconic book.
I would not, could not, play this again.
For it ranks in my book, a 1 out of 10.
I echo the sentiments of Sam I Am,
That I hope that this game be damned.
NewKidCo's the folks to blame.
Shitty minigames everywhere you look,
All loosely based off the iconic book.
I would not, could not, play this again.
For it ranks in my book, a 1 out of 10.
I echo the sentiments of Sam I Am,
That I hope that this game be damned.
2000
In the late 90s, the original four members of Kiss reformed after years away from their signature facepaint. Their mission was to seemingly take over pop culture, remind everybody Kiss is still a thing, and make everything ten times lamer. They did it in WCW with a character called the Kiss Demon, they had a bad comic book series, now there's this stinker of game, which wildly succeeds if the goal is to ultimately make you as bitter as Gene Simmons is. These PS1 pinball games all blend together after a while - why not just play an actual pinball machine???
this had to be from the Chum Bucket cause ain't no one cooking here
Ever ambitious, I instantly decided I wanted to defeat the almighty beast of karaoke, Take on Me by a-ha. What followed was an abysmal performance matched only by how butt ugly my very 2000s character models were. This is fun for a party, but proceed with caution, this game will test your vocal cords like no other!
This game's title lies! Not the least bit fun!
My dad had to play "Dammit" by Blink-182 for me with me not being present in the room because the title had a curse in it. Little did either of us know the word "dammit" isn't even in the song, and the one use of "fucked" is censored. This one was the one with the Ozzfest cash cow tie-in!
2009
One of my least favorite kinds of games are those with task after task, errand after errand, with little to no story to keep you captivated. It's like somebody took the gameplay of Dead Island with the vibe of Fallout or Mad Max, and it provides for a mad boring experience. I've heard the sequels are much better but Borderlands 1 was underwhelming, and I tapped out midway through.