Now this was one STRANGE game. You play as a character (who you get to name) who is a boy that moves into this new home and falls in love with a girl at first sight, however, attempting to kill or talk with her meets with nothing and then this tree...with a human face...tells you that the only way you can do this is to write a love letter. After a failed attempt, he points out you need to have a big enough heart to express your love, which is only achieved by...kissing strangers.

So now you're out to become a kissing whore to get yourself to a strong enough heart to capture your true love!

The easiest ones are those who after a few minutes, are kissable. Like Rocky the boxer who, after getting tired, is suddenly kissable. Or a rocket man who shoots off into the sky and then crashes back down, becoming kissable.

The harder ones are often hidden or require an item or even to do something very specific to achieve like chasing a monkey, waiting for a certain time of day for someone to appear, digging up a eggplant, riding the trains...all of these things can help you get a kiss from someone!

The game is absolutely insane! This concept is absolutely crazy and things only get stranger after you finally deliver that letter and go onto a strange journey underground... but beyond this, it's still a lot of fun if you're into this absurd humour and certainly a little replayable if you want to try and go through it all and unlock everything without using a guide, though some are so cryptic that you may need one...

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Reviewed on Nov 18, 2023


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