"This Game Sucks", Well Check This Out *Blasts Loud Music And Dies Falling Off My Skateboard*

You can't stop me from loving these games no matter how many Youtube essays or Discord arguements you make about them! Also some of these games are just my blorbo genes going off.

Final Fantasy II
Final Fantasy II
When gamers stop viewing video games as dopamine receptors we can finally live in peace and realize how monumental this game was for pushing the medium. /srs
Mother
Mother
Similar to FF2 I wish people would stop hating this game just because it is so hard. The aesthetic and charm of this game holds a valuable place in my heart.
Donkey Kong 64
Donkey Kong 64
For 2 years every time I would have sex with my Reddit girlfriend we would do it to the DK Rap until she told me she hated the song the entire time.
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
"the game is 30 hours of tutorials". Your mom is 30 hours of tutorials.
Trials of Mana
Trials of Mana
Peopwe shouwd weawn to wove games with wowse gwaphics and hammy voice than whatevew twipwe A swop getting chuwned out on the weguwaw.

Awso the SNES vewsion is one of the most ambitious games of the ewa.
Cookie Run: Kingdom
Cookie Run: Kingdom
Look, I can have one bad gacha I am obsessed over, ok.
Epic Battle Fantasy 5
Epic Battle Fantasy 5
Bro why the Newgrounds game with Newgrounds humor got some fire ass gameplay.
Café World
Café World
No tycoon game kept me invested like this one did as a kid. I don't care if it is made by one of the worst companies in gaming I want them to bring it back as it was the day it closed down.
MapleStory
MapleStory
Bring back Beast Tamer.
MapleStory 2
MapleStory 2
"I could go for a snack, like a whole cake." was my transgender awakening because only the female magician said that and she was so real for this.
Sonic R
Sonic R
You just hate this game's soundtrack because of ScrewAttack.
Sonic the Fighters
Sonic the Fighters
Every Lexicore list comes with an obligation to post a game I don't even like for giving me the blorbo ever.
Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart
Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart
I don't fucking care if I don't play this much anymore the fact you can add basically whoever you want and get really creative while doing so alone makes this my favorite racer.
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Unleashed
At this point I should put like every Sonic game here.
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
I don't care if people call the early Kirbies mid this one introduced like 3 comfort characters for me.
Poinie's Poin
Poinie's Poin
Normalize being stupid, like completely fucking silly.
Dungeon Defenders
Dungeon Defenders
Me when the fringe ass indie game from 2011 has such a dedicated following that years after development ends a team of community members come and make new updates and characters in official updates.
Homestuck
Homestuck
I say this is peak and everyone laughs at me :(

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