TheCalmingStorm
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Fallout 76
2018
If I could give this 0 stars I would. Genuinely terrible game. Even with 3 of my friends it was a slog. I was tricked by the internet into believing this game was actually good now. Lesson learned, everyone on twitter has terrible game tastes.
Iggy's Reckin' Balls
1998
The closest we got to Klonoa Kart
Iggy's Reckin' Balls
1998
Balan Wonderword wishes it was ballin this hard.
Coleslaw the video game
"You should kill yourself" is a weak threat
"I hope your favorite anime is turned into an arena fighter" is real. It's palpable. It's scary.
"I hope your favorite anime is turned into an arena fighter" is real. It's palpable. It's scary.
Final Fantasy XIV, a realm that teems with magical wonder and intricate storytelling, is a testament to both the heights of creativity and the depths of frustration. Within its sprawling landscapes, players embark on a journey that balances moments of awe with instances of exasperation, ultimately shaping a unique experience that varies from one adventurer to another.
At the heart of the game lies the enigmatic figure of Rivers Cuomo, a mere one-foot-tall enchanter armed with the power of telekinesis. While this premise might sound intriguing, the execution leaves much to be desired. The frustration of navigating the game world at a sluggish pace, akin to trudging through molasses at a paltry 5 frames per second, creates a stark contrast to the potential grandeur of this character's abilities.
Amidst this mix of brilliance and struggle, Final Fantasy XIV manages to stand above the likes of Team Fortress 2, a game notorious for its stagnant updates. Even at its weakest, FFXIV's worst version outshines the lackluster offerings of other titles, a testament to the dedication of its developers to provide consistent improvements and patches, epitomized by the updates up to version 1.23b.
Yet, it's essential to acknowledge the game's shortcomings. An infuriating lack of functionality can lead to moments of sheer frustration, leading players to humorously contemplate fleeing to the welcoming embrace of Team Fortress 2. This ironic perspective underlines the tumultuous relationship between the player and the game, oscillating between captivating immersion and baffling technical difficulties.
Final Fantasy XIV's journey is an emotional rollercoaster, a complex blend of awe and annoyance that creates a distinct flavor of gameplay. It's a world where a diminutive telekinetic maestro should be able to save a girl's father effortlessly, yet is bound by a sluggish reality. For those willing to endure its quirks, the magic of Eorzea can still enchant, even if the experience is more turbulent than anticipated. Rating: 7.5/10
At the heart of the game lies the enigmatic figure of Rivers Cuomo, a mere one-foot-tall enchanter armed with the power of telekinesis. While this premise might sound intriguing, the execution leaves much to be desired. The frustration of navigating the game world at a sluggish pace, akin to trudging through molasses at a paltry 5 frames per second, creates a stark contrast to the potential grandeur of this character's abilities.
Amidst this mix of brilliance and struggle, Final Fantasy XIV manages to stand above the likes of Team Fortress 2, a game notorious for its stagnant updates. Even at its weakest, FFXIV's worst version outshines the lackluster offerings of other titles, a testament to the dedication of its developers to provide consistent improvements and patches, epitomized by the updates up to version 1.23b.
Yet, it's essential to acknowledge the game's shortcomings. An infuriating lack of functionality can lead to moments of sheer frustration, leading players to humorously contemplate fleeing to the welcoming embrace of Team Fortress 2. This ironic perspective underlines the tumultuous relationship between the player and the game, oscillating between captivating immersion and baffling technical difficulties.
Final Fantasy XIV's journey is an emotional rollercoaster, a complex blend of awe and annoyance that creates a distinct flavor of gameplay. It's a world where a diminutive telekinetic maestro should be able to save a girl's father effortlessly, yet is bound by a sluggish reality. For those willing to endure its quirks, the magic of Eorzea can still enchant, even if the experience is more turbulent than anticipated. Rating: 7.5/10
This is my favorite video game of all time. This is my rating for ALL the expansions. This has made me laugh, cry, and feel so many more emotions that its impossible to really describe, It is not a perfect game, but I do not want a perfect game. I love Final Fantasy 14. I love the developers, I love the community. And I love the memories I make with friends to this day on the game. I love it.
Obviously I did not play it but I watched the cutscenes and wanted it marked. They are not very good cutscenes. Such is my dedication to my FF quest.
The funniest thing is that while the early scenes aren’t great, I do enjoy the tone, the path companion, the echo etc. Acceptably pleasant stuff. And you can tell the exact moment they all get sent home to play World of Warcraft by Yoshi-P because suddenly out of nowhere it’s all ancient civilisation super weapons, completely generic bad guy who wants to kill everyone for no reason, and every NPC is sucking you off for being the coolest greatest guy to ever live. Immediately like ah, i see you guys did some opposition research lmao.
The funniest thing is that while the early scenes aren’t great, I do enjoy the tone, the path companion, the echo etc. Acceptably pleasant stuff. And you can tell the exact moment they all get sent home to play World of Warcraft by Yoshi-P because suddenly out of nowhere it’s all ancient civilisation super weapons, completely generic bad guy who wants to kill everyone for no reason, and every NPC is sucking you off for being the coolest greatest guy to ever live. Immediately like ah, i see you guys did some opposition research lmao.
The scariest experience of my entire life.
Final Fantasy XV
2016
My first experience with Final Fantasy. I enjoyed the characters and the story. But I did rush through it so I feel like I can't rate it fairly. I should probably play it again. I also really liked the driving.