TheCalmingStorm
1998
you ever played a game where you just don't give a shit?
Genuinely great anime arena brawler, has a shit load of characters to choose from and all of them (aside from the three version of Midoriya, two versions of Shiggy and two versions of Overhaul) feel very distinct from one another, it let's you customize you're favorite characters with clothes and gear, you can set said characters up in a photo mode and make a sick picture,
only thing I didn't like was the story mode, if I wanted to "Re-experience the story of MHA" I would just rewatch the anime, not playthrough a version made with 2 cents and shoelaces,
MHOJ2 rocked me harder than expected, it's a great step above the first instalment and MILES better than what ever the fuck Jump Force was.
only thing I didn't like was the story mode, if I wanted to "Re-experience the story of MHA" I would just rewatch the anime, not playthrough a version made with 2 cents and shoelaces,
MHOJ2 rocked me harder than expected, it's a great step above the first instalment and MILES better than what ever the fuck Jump Force was.
2016
Mighty No. 9 is a very controversial game to say the least, from it's Kickstarter Campaign being a mismanaged clusterfuck to it's eventually release and lukewarm reception, it's a game that's been lambasted and roasted to high hell, but personally I feel Mighty No. 9 is overhated, does it have problems? oh yes it does! from inconstant difficulty to equally inconstant level design, it's a game that's riddled with NES era bullshit, from bottomless pits, instakill spikes and instakill boss attacks,
it's a game that wears it predecessor on it's sleaves, but even with all those complaints aside MN9 can be a very fun experience, once you memorize the levels and boss patterns it can be quite enjoyable, personally this comes from trying to clear levels as quickly as possible while obliterating and absorbing every thing in you're path, I use my favorite Weapon that being the 'Remote Cannon' which is a big fuck you bomb to every enemy in the vicinity, but my least favorite would have to be the 'Electric Seed', it fires 5 projectiles and if stuck slowly drains enemies of health I genuinely didn't see any use for this, not for normal enemies anyway, for bosses with a gigantic hitbox it's actually kinda decent,
my favorite level would probably be the Capitol Building in which you have to dodge bullets that can sometimes follow you, and eventually navigate through instakill tripwires, my least favorite would probably be the Power Planet, it's very basic and uninteresting, only notable things about it are the power generators that you have to carefully slide under other wise you die and that the lights in the level will flicker on and off, although that's completely undermined by the fact that aside from the opening of the stage you always have some form of light leading you where to go, would have been neat if it was a bit more tricky on where you need to go,
but yeah Mighty No. 9 is just an ok game that can sometimes be stupidly unfair, genuinely wish it got a second chance with a direct sequel.
it's a game that wears it predecessor on it's sleaves, but even with all those complaints aside MN9 can be a very fun experience, once you memorize the levels and boss patterns it can be quite enjoyable, personally this comes from trying to clear levels as quickly as possible while obliterating and absorbing every thing in you're path, I use my favorite Weapon that being the 'Remote Cannon' which is a big fuck you bomb to every enemy in the vicinity, but my least favorite would have to be the 'Electric Seed', it fires 5 projectiles and if stuck slowly drains enemies of health I genuinely didn't see any use for this, not for normal enemies anyway, for bosses with a gigantic hitbox it's actually kinda decent,
my favorite level would probably be the Capitol Building in which you have to dodge bullets that can sometimes follow you, and eventually navigate through instakill tripwires, my least favorite would probably be the Power Planet, it's very basic and uninteresting, only notable things about it are the power generators that you have to carefully slide under other wise you die and that the lights in the level will flicker on and off, although that's completely undermined by the fact that aside from the opening of the stage you always have some form of light leading you where to go, would have been neat if it was a bit more tricky on where you need to go,
but yeah Mighty No. 9 is just an ok game that can sometimes be stupidly unfair, genuinely wish it got a second chance with a direct sequel.
2010
Kirby's Epic Yarn is what the taste of Hot Coco and Marshmallows look like visualized.
2014
i hate bugs
2013
ya ever wanted to get a lobotomy?
2002
I will never understand why this franchise spawned so many goddamn games.
the story was so bad is legitimately made me depressed for a couple days, anything that isn't the story is actually pretty good though.
1992
Sonic 2? more like Sonic 2 slow so he has 2 go 2 special ed 2.
if i had a nickel for every time a video game put it's ass through my tv screen and taped my face up to said ass and squirt diarrhea on it i'd have two nickels, it's not a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
2004
this game is too adorable, how can you hate it?
2020
I'll admit it was actually kinda fun for what it was but fucking hell it would take five or more minutes just to find a match, and that was two to three years ago, I imagine it's gotten worse.
I mean it's a fine game and everything but I wonder what would happen if Kirby ever smoked a blunt? that would be a real Nightmare in Dream Land.
2023
man it's so good! best game I ever played! 10/1- oh wait, it's on the Apple Store, FUCK!
2023
once again preemptively giving this 5/5 stars, I know I was a fucking idiot last time with the Sonic Frontiers Update 3 DLC but this time it's different, something deep in my guts and boners are telling me this is gonna be a fuckin' ball!
edit : it's fine, half way done with it and I can say it's just a fine simple game, nothing more nothing less, I seriously need to stop hyping myself up on Sonic games, I'll edit this a second time once my playthrough is complete,
2nd edit :the more and more I play this game I feel complete ambivalence, it's not bad enough to have me rant and rave but not good enough make me go "wow that was super fun!", goes nothing beyond "yeah that was fine I guess", if your having fun with it I'm happy for you but in regards to me it feels kind of hollow, as far as I'm concerned I like it more than Sonic 1 and CD but not enough to say it's better than 2 or 3&K, to a certain degree I feel like how much money I put down was the main issue, $60 feels like way to much for a game like this, in the end I feel like I've been disappointed, but to be fair I think that's my fault for wanting a game like Sonic Mania that would blow my socks off, I'll make another log if I feel the need to when I eventually complete Superstars, but for now I'm gonna go back to trying to platinum DMC5SE, at least that game makes me feel something more than just "meh",
(also semi related but another reason I disliked the experience was because I got none of the preorder bonuses I thought we're promised to me, got no acrylic stand and the DLC code didn't work, just a cherry on the disappointment sundae)
edit : it's fine, half way done with it and I can say it's just a fine simple game, nothing more nothing less, I seriously need to stop hyping myself up on Sonic games, I'll edit this a second time once my playthrough is complete,
2nd edit :the more and more I play this game I feel complete ambivalence, it's not bad enough to have me rant and rave but not good enough make me go "wow that was super fun!", goes nothing beyond "yeah that was fine I guess", if your having fun with it I'm happy for you but in regards to me it feels kind of hollow, as far as I'm concerned I like it more than Sonic 1 and CD but not enough to say it's better than 2 or 3&K, to a certain degree I feel like how much money I put down was the main issue, $60 feels like way to much for a game like this, in the end I feel like I've been disappointed, but to be fair I think that's my fault for wanting a game like Sonic Mania that would blow my socks off, I'll make another log if I feel the need to when I eventually complete Superstars, but for now I'm gonna go back to trying to platinum DMC5SE, at least that game makes me feel something more than just "meh",
(also semi related but another reason I disliked the experience was because I got none of the preorder bonuses I thought we're promised to me, got no acrylic stand and the DLC code didn't work, just a cherry on the disappointment sundae)