TheCalmingStorm
2023
once again preemptively giving this 5/5 stars, I know I was a fucking idiot last time with the Sonic Frontiers Update 3 DLC but this time it's different, something deep in my guts and boners are telling me this is gonna be a fuckin' ball!
edit : it's fine, half way done with it and I can say it's just a fine simple game, nothing more nothing less, I seriously need to stop hyping myself up on Sonic games, I'll edit this a second time once my playthrough is complete,
2nd edit :the more and more I play this game I feel complete ambivalence, it's not bad enough to have me rant and rave but not good enough make me go "wow that was super fun!", goes nothing beyond "yeah that was fine I guess", if your having fun with it I'm happy for you but in regards to me it feels kind of hollow, as far as I'm concerned I like it more than Sonic 1 and CD but not enough to say it's better than 2 or 3&K, to a certain degree I feel like how much money I put down was the main issue, $60 feels like way to much for a game like this, in the end I feel like I've been disappointed, but to be fair I think that's my fault for wanting a game like Sonic Mania that would blow my socks off, I'll make another log if I feel the need to when I eventually complete Superstars, but for now I'm gonna go back to trying to platinum DMC5SE, at least that game makes me feel something more than just "meh",
(also semi related but another reason I disliked the experience was because I got none of the preorder bonuses I thought we're promised to me, got no acrylic stand and the DLC code didn't work, just a cherry on the disappointment sundae)
edit : it's fine, half way done with it and I can say it's just a fine simple game, nothing more nothing less, I seriously need to stop hyping myself up on Sonic games, I'll edit this a second time once my playthrough is complete,
2nd edit :the more and more I play this game I feel complete ambivalence, it's not bad enough to have me rant and rave but not good enough make me go "wow that was super fun!", goes nothing beyond "yeah that was fine I guess", if your having fun with it I'm happy for you but in regards to me it feels kind of hollow, as far as I'm concerned I like it more than Sonic 1 and CD but not enough to say it's better than 2 or 3&K, to a certain degree I feel like how much money I put down was the main issue, $60 feels like way to much for a game like this, in the end I feel like I've been disappointed, but to be fair I think that's my fault for wanting a game like Sonic Mania that would blow my socks off, I'll make another log if I feel the need to when I eventually complete Superstars, but for now I'm gonna go back to trying to platinum DMC5SE, at least that game makes me feel something more than just "meh",
(also semi related but another reason I disliked the experience was because I got none of the preorder bonuses I thought we're promised to me, got no acrylic stand and the DLC code didn't work, just a cherry on the disappointment sundae)
2015
2009
I'm preemptively giving this 5/5 stars cause I know deep in my boners this is gonna be the second coming of god, step aside Jesus, Sonic's here and he's gonna beat you up call you names and snatch your lunch money, cause we have a new god and his names Sonic The Fucking Hedgehog!
edit, disappointment, just like what my father told me when he found out I was a Sonic fan
edit, disappointment, just like what my father told me when he found out I was a Sonic fan
2023
this is a special kind of game I like to dub "funsufferable", while at times it's kinda fun and makes me say "hey this is actually kinda fu-" and assault me before I even get my thoughts out, anally fucking me with a bombardment of annoying enemies, making me feel SO fucking tempted to snap my controller in two! I tried to dig really hard to try and find something resembling fun here but the amount of frustration is just not worth it, also side note a game that costs 40$ should not crash three different times, two back to
back in the same session, gotta have some pretty big balls in order to do that I suppose, and also I'm labeling as abandoned I might come back to it in a year or three because holy shit I'm more than willing to push this game as far back as possible, in conclusion I'd rather play Mighty No. 9 and Balan Wonderworld than this shit, at least then I can scrounge some legitimate unironic enjoyment from those, unlike this, and you have to fuck up majorly for me to prefer those over anything else, honestly I'm more pissed off I spent 40$ on this more than anything,
back in the same session, gotta have some pretty big balls in order to do that I suppose, and also I'm labeling as abandoned I might come back to it in a year or three because holy shit I'm more than willing to push this game as far back as possible, in conclusion I'd rather play Mighty No. 9 and Balan Wonderworld than this shit, at least then I can scrounge some legitimate unironic enjoyment from those, unlike this, and you have to fuck up majorly for me to prefer those over anything else, honestly I'm more pissed off I spent 40$ on this more than anything,
probably the best demo of a game I've played, you basically get an exclusive stage that (while just a redesigned Spring Valley) gives you a taste of what NiGHTS Into Dreams has to offer while giving you some content that isn't in the original, like Sonic the Hedgehog into Dreams or and a Music Player, cool thing is if you play this out of the winter season it turns into "NiGHTS: Limited Edition" and is from what I remember almost identical to the retail version of NiGHTS, you also get other cool modes like New Year's NiGHTS when you play it from January 1st to the 15th, or Reala's April Fools on, well April Fools day, really the entire demo is just super neat, wish more demos did this kind of thing,
2023
2018
1998
so after playing (I'd estimate around 10 or 15 hours worth) Nickelodeon All Star Brawl I'd have to say this is a legitimately good, fun game, like I'd say it a couple tiers above average licensed game slop, like I can look at this and say "wow this is actually pretty fun!", is it the best games I've ever played? no, not even close, but this is a mighty fine attempt, and with that being said I'd say NASB is a good alternative to Smash Bros (if you like Nickelodeon properties anyway), but yeah if you like Smash Bros and are a fan of Nickelodeon I'd say it's worth picking up,
1998
hey guys welcome to my review of this Ikea™ branded shelf! also before the video begins be sure to comment, subscribe and smash that like button into FUCKING OBLIVION!!! so on to the shelf, it's actually quite good! very sturdy! sturdy enough to hold my massive dump truck ass! see as I test it right no- breaks and I fall on the floor ow! fucking hell! this doesn't make for a good sitting shelf at all! (or as I call it a shitting™ XD) now if you'll excuse me I'm off to go see if my Wii remote makes for a good masturbation device,
2009