TheCalmingStorm
2008
Audio visual diarrhea, so much of a barley functioning piece of shit that I question why I spent $5 on it, could have bought a burger with a soda on the side with that money,
2006
Metal Gear but for poor people
2000
while a fun little game for what it is it's just a mishmashed and stripped down version of much better games in the Mega Man X series, just go play those instead
1996
genuinely the most pain and displeasure I've had playing a Sonic Game, having a cactus shoved into my torso would be a better and more fun experience by comparison, don't even bother with this one,
1995
least favorite Sonic game, I'd rather have a fire lit under my ass than play this game again, best part is when it ended,
not the worst thing ever but it mostly slums in the fine line between bad and mediocre, never fully falling into either category cause it didn't piss me off enough to think it's bad but not good enough to say "Wow that was fun!", not missing much if you don't play this one,
I actually think this game was kinda fun, not my favorite but a genuine step up in comparison to Episode 1, the levels we're fun to traverse through and for the most part didn't feel boring or tedious, and I love the theming of White Park Zone, it looks pretty and I can dig it's night time and snow setting in a Winter Park Wonderland, but other than that it's just fine, if I could say anything I recommend this over Episode 1 any day,
I actually like this game quite a lot, it makes me think that if Devil May Cry was ever turned into an ARPG it would be a game similar to this, it has genuinely fun combat and while it can get hard it never feels like its smashing my cock and balls with a mallet and I can say at the very least "oh I know what to do now, I can give this another shot", even got the platinum trophy about a month ago and had a lot of fun doing it, it feels like something similar to Dark Souls in how it operates but it gives you a lot of leeway if your playing on the Normal difficulty and not something like Hard or Chaos difficulty, honestly if you can't handle something like Dark Souls but want an RPG that's still challenging and fun I recommend giving this one a try, you might be pleasantly surprised like I was,
2013
Don't get me wrong it was a neat animation tool for what it was but it felt like a bastardization of the original, in the sense that you couldn't even share your own creations with a community and it was just a personal for you thing, which sharing creations was the thing we loved most about the original, fine animation tool but it misses the point as to why everyone even liked it to begin with,
pissing needles out of my cock would be a better use of my time that playing this game ever again, unless if I become a video game reviewer I ain't touching this game again with a disgusting 10 foot cum covered poll, only positives I can think of are that SOME of the tracks are actually pretty good, tracks like "The Wicked Wild", "The Palace That Was Found" and "It Has Come To This" are actually quite good, but fuck "Seven Rings In Hand", don't need to here that damn song for the 500th fucking time, also that Sonic says hell which is pretty funny,
boring piece of shit game I bought when I was a teenager, thought SAO was good at the time and picked this up what was I fucking thinking
2016
genuinely one of if not the most tedious games I've ever played, the story wasn't good enough for me to slog through this boring mess of a game
2002
genuinely an underrated little gem of a racing game and by far my favorite OG Xbox Exclusive, it felt like Xbox own version of "Wipeout", if Microsoft brought this series back I would actually be quite pleased
2017
probably one of if not the most below average Sonic Game I've ever played, while not the worst thing I've played it is so meandering bland and unimpressive that it makes staring at a drying wall look fun by comparison, the physics are awful, and Sonic just feels very stiff to move, especially Classic Sonic, but for what it's worth the Avatar Stages are alright and the Soundtrack is genuinely great which saves it from being a one in a half star rating, anything I could recommend from this is the Soundtrack and nothing more,
this is such a good game that I don't think me trying to say why it's awesome could can do it justice, but I'll try, DMC5SE probably has one of the best combat systems in any game I've ever played, being super responsive, kinetic, and overall a joy to use and mess around with to your hearts content, you can switch it on a dime for example if your doing a forward Slash attack with Sparda you can do an upward air slash to bring the enemy into the air and once your done attacking them with Sparda you can bring out Cavalier and do some fancy shit with that, it's almost instantaneous and by far the most fun I've had with combat in a game, this isn't mentioning all the other fun stuff like the style system in which you get a series of perks for what style you choose to use, like with Swordmaster you get full efficiently of your melee weapons, this is mostly going over Dante and while not as fun as Dante Nero and V's combat isn't too shabby, it's a fun time for either of them but I always find myself coming back to Dante the most, but other than that the soundtrack fucking slaps, tracks like Devil Trigger, Subhuman, Crimson Cloud and yes Bury The Light are musical tracks that are SUPER good! and this goes for other less well known tracks Legacy, The Duel and Feel The Shock, I originally gave the original DMC5 4/5 stars and that was mainly due to the painful loading of the original but since loading is virtually gone I'd say DMC5SE deserves 5/5 stars, if you like action games I HIGHLY recommend giving this one a shot,