holy fuck this is a bad one, I bought this game about a year ago thinking "oh I've heard this game is good, I'll play it!", don't make the same mistake I did, the DS version is the good one, this game is just caked top to bottom in shit, I'd make an AVGN joke about this game being similar to that of diarrhea squirting out of a persons asshole but I think that much is obvious, from shitty controls and having to draw with the sensor bar it's just an awful experience, I tried to create a decent character for about 20 minutes but not even the extreme amount of patience I have can save this game, I would have been able to create something more pleasant by shoving a pencil up my butthole and hovering my butt over paper and going to town, not even worth the $5 I spent on it,

Crazy Taxi is probably my favorite arcade game, personally I don't know where to begin, I'll start with the setting, you drive through a pretty summer town, delivering people to there destination in a timely manor, but how you get there? that's all up to you baby! you can jump off ramps and make close calls by barley touching other vehicles, all for extra money! either that you can just crash into everything insight leaving destruction and chaos in your wake, you're choice, all while rocking out to the soundtrack provided by bands The Offspring and Bad Religion! (or The Juliet Dagger for the PSN and Xbox Live users), all in all Crazy Taxi is an unforgettable romp of a game, I always find myself playing this when I've got some spare time and I'm not playing anything else, and even though I had it on Xbox Live I got it about year ago for PS2, mainly for the different soundtrack, if you like the idea of driving people around causing mayhem where ever you go I give this a strong recommendation!

this game proved to me that there are some games out there that are just as tedious and boring as Sonic Forces, button mashing nonsense with little substance, along with braindead enemies, three "different" swords that make bumfucking difference between each other and the main character Dante being extremally out of character, DMC2 from top to bottom is an extremally tedious experience, only decent things I can think that came from this game are it's soundtrack and the parkour ability Dante has, like running up and scaling walls, but yeah lost braincells just from playing this game,

NiGHTS Into Dreams is probably one of if not my favorite game of all time, it's such a well designed experience that I truly have nothing bad to say about it, the platforming, the music, the levels, it's all superb and super high quality, only really "bad" thing I can think of is the story, but I given this was 1996 I wasn't expecting anything stellar, so I mostly let it slide, it feels like a game that had love and care stitched into every seam, I love this game beyond compare and I have for years,

while a fun game at it's core there is one major thing holding this game back from being truly great, it's story sucks asshole, by far one of the worst story I've experienced in a game, mainly due to the fact that nearly everyone here is unlikable (only acceptation being Kat), shallow plot, Vergil turning into a bad guy at the end for no reason other than probably "Oh he was Dante's rival in the original gotta make him the bad guy" even though he was never even bad, questionable? yeah but I never thought of Vergil as fully evil, other honorable mentions is Dante's Interaction with the succubus, where it shows off genuinely atrocious dialogue, for example (this is a transcript off the Devil May Cry Wiki)

Succubus: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUU!?
(Succubus vomits)

Succubus: Dante? Son of Sparda? And Eva the whoooorrrreeee?

(Succubus vomits again)

Dante: Yep. But you can call me Dante the demon killer. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Succubus: You want to kill me? You can't kill me! I'm twelve hundred years old!

Dante: You don't look a day over twelve thousand.

Succubus: Fuck You!

Dante: Fuck You!

Succubus: FUCK YOUUUUUU...

(Succubus vomits for a third time)

I know that was a bit long but I'm just trying to illustrate my point, other honorable mentions go to Mundus fucking Lilith, and Vergil aborting Lilith's baby by shooting her in the stomach with a sniper rifle and then waiting a few seconds to shoot her in the head to let her see what he's done, top to bottom the story is fucking horrible but that aside if we push all of that to the side there is a genuinely fun game here, gameplay wise anyway, the combat is super fun and kinetic and you switch from weapon to weapon even mid combo and us the combos those weapons have when when you we're doing your first one with a different weapon, fun combat aside I actually do like some of the places you go to, you'll sometimes find yourself in a world called Limbo, a parallel dimension to the human world, it gets super trippy fun and the colors are quite nice, overall going through the Limbo areas we're actually quite fun, and the soundtrack was great! by far my favorite soundtrack of any Devil May Cry game thus far, tracks like "WTF Is Wrong With You", "Never Surrender", "Barbas Theme" and "Mundus Theme" are tracks that get my rocks off and I sometimes listen to even when I'm not playing the game, basically everything that isn't the atrocious godawful story is actually quite good, if you go into this wanting to ignore the story you might actually enjoy yourself if your looking for a fun action game,

this is such a good game that I don't think me trying to say why it's awesome could can do it justice, but I'll try, DMC5SE probably has one of the best combat systems in any game I've ever played, being super responsive, kinetic, and overall a joy to use and mess around with to your hearts content, you can switch it on a dime for example if your doing a forward Slash attack with Sparda you can do an upward air slash to bring the enemy into the air and once your done attacking them with Sparda you can bring out Cavalier and do some fancy shit with that, it's almost instantaneous and by far the most fun I've had with combat in a game, this isn't mentioning all the other fun stuff like the style system in which you get a series of perks for what style you choose to use, like with Swordmaster you get full efficiently of your melee weapons, this is mostly going over Dante and while not as fun as Dante Nero and V's combat isn't too shabby, it's a fun time for either of them but I always find myself coming back to Dante the most, but other than that the soundtrack fucking slaps, tracks like Devil Trigger, Subhuman, Crimson Cloud and yes Bury The Light are musical tracks that are SUPER good! and this goes for other less well known tracks Legacy, The Duel and Feel The Shock, I originally gave the original DMC5 4/5 stars and that was mainly due to the painful loading of the original but since loading is virtually gone I'd say DMC5SE deserves 5/5 stars, if you like action games I HIGHLY recommend giving this one a shot,

probably one of if not the most below average Sonic Game I've ever played, while not the worst thing I've played it is so meandering bland and unimpressive that it makes staring at a drying wall look fun by comparison, the physics are awful, and Sonic just feels very stiff to move, especially Classic Sonic, but for what it's worth the Avatar Stages are alright and the Soundtrack is genuinely great which saves it from being a one in a half star rating, anything I could recommend from this is the Soundtrack and nothing more,

pissing needles out of my cock would be a better use of my time that playing this game ever again, unless if I become a video game reviewer I ain't touching this game again with a disgusting 10 foot cum covered poll, only positives I can think of are that SOME of the tracks are actually pretty good, tracks like "The Wicked Wild", "The Palace That Was Found" and "It Has Come To This" are actually quite good, but fuck "Seven Rings In Hand", don't need to here that damn song for the 500th fucking time, also that Sonic says hell which is pretty funny,