I used a walkthrough for every second of this game. I’m enormously dumb

do you think Ratchet has a small penis?

I have 50 hours in Vampire Survivors. I treat it like time machine. I use it to travel 30 minutes forward in time and feel nothing afterwards.

You wii battery is at 69% please stick it in your ass.

My dad stopped playing with me when I learned how to drift boost and he refused to let me show him how. Also it pissed him off when I just had Wario and Waluigi swap seats and they'd just go WAH, WEH, WAH, WEH