Gamer, as of this post we are nearly halfway to 2049 since the turn of the millennium.

What are you most excited for? Personally, I cannot wait to see jet-propelled cars ramping off the hillside roads in my neighborhood and sprouting wings to do somersault barrel rolls, all while at least one of them constantly hits their horn that plays a WAV file of Peppy Hare. Actually, that sounds abominable. My curmudgeon old ass while never get any sleep, what a bleak future. I'm investing in anti-air cannons as we speak for such a horrendous incoming potential situation.

I will not tolerate illegal street racing with a side of wings, consider me an enemy if you cannot wait for this most terrible disturbance of my peace.

Reviewed on Dec 31, 2023


5 Comments


4 months ago

im very excited for slim jim billboards

4 months ago

@Snigglegros slim jim and dickies billboards at every street corner, the beef jerky and denim industries have taken over the entire infrastructure and every one not wearing denim or doing a "Macho Man" Randy Savage cosplay gets shunned.....

4 months ago

I can't wait to hear conversations about the kid's favorite retro console.... The PS5

4 months ago

@DeemonAndGames the thought of that triggered a fight-or-flight response for me

4 months ago

Sadly, I feel those Boomer Sanae meme pics with the PS5 being used in it are only a stone's throw away. At least that's how time feels to me these days....