I DON'T CARE THAT TEARS OF THE KINGDOM IS LITERAL PEAK FICTION.

I DON'T CARE THAT HI-FI RUSH IS ALSO LITERAL PEAK FICTION.

I DON'T CARE THAT 2023 HAS BEEN A HELLA STACKED YEAR ON PAR WITH 2017.

THIS SHIT EXTRACTS PURE UNADULTERATED EMOTION OUT OF ME LIKE NO GAME EVER HAS. FIGHTING GAMES FUCKING RULE, BABY.

"How can Nintendo top Breath of the Wild?" you ask.

This game answers that question and then some, ho-ly shit.

Hitman 3 is good, this update that gives it all the maps in the base package is good. But it's also just an update. I dunno why I even have it here.

Guys, the offline mode. Go get it.