WeaselOnaStick
2022
50 min of approachable puzzles. Perfect amount of levels without over-engineering or draining the core mechanic
some achievements are grindy as all fuck (all chars to 10 lvl, final boss hitless)
Runs at solid 2 fps, I can't even open settings from pause menu and changing settings to lowest doesn't help anyway
2015
Hacked jmail server, DELETED my own account and softlocked the game
2024
Cute little game. Hated swipe puzzle though
2013
Best telltale game
2023
good example why lives system should stay dead
2024
A bit overhyped, considering how bland the story is. Also had problem with source physics @ sp_a2_tbeam_flings which felt like a softlock. The graphics are very pretty, and new mechanics are neat too.
2023
Yet another poorly optimized Unreal Engine game. The story got a little confusing by the end. But the rest of the game absolutely fucks.
2021
Interesting sandbox mechanics. Horrible tutorials, ergonomics and flawed implementation leading to more frustration than fun for me.
2022
Dear diary. Today I woke up from a nightmare where Parabox sequel was announced and it had א's, complex numbers and... CIRCLES.
I feel like I'm too dumb to rate this game. Last few chapters felt more like a fluke and I just wanted to quickly see the game's ending.
I feel like I'm too dumb to rate this game. Last few chapters felt more like a fluke and I just wanted to quickly see the game's ending.
I'm so glad this guy finally got his own game.
I had a few softlocks which reset a bit of progress. And some puzzles were a bit too weird. Can't even say they're hard, the hint book is right there, I just wish it didn't spoil as much.
I had a few softlocks which reset a bit of progress. And some puzzles were a bit too weird. Can't even say they're hard, the hint book is right there, I just wish it didn't spoil as much.
2023
This review contains spoilers
Next best "out-of-the-box thinking" type puzzle after Portal 2.
A lot of the levels were extremely easy though. I only scratched my head on 3 of them: Optional watermelon one (which had the weighted plate mechanic that somehow only appeared in the game ONCE??), one where I simply missed a postcard, and the one with several polaroid gates in a straight line.
Ending was very confusing though. Why did they have to destroy the simulation to create that plant out of thin air? If the CAIT is fully digital AI why not just copy him? Same goes for the memory simulations. If I missed an explanation in the game, let me know, listening to the gramophones
A lot of the levels were extremely easy though. I only scratched my head on 3 of them: Optional watermelon one (which had the weighted plate mechanic that somehow only appeared in the game ONCE??), one where I simply missed a postcard, and the one with several polaroid gates in a straight line.
Ending was very confusing though. Why did they have to destroy the simulation to create that plant out of thin air? If the CAIT is fully digital AI why not just copy him? Same goes for the memory simulations. If I missed an explanation in the game, let me know, listening to the gramophones
2023
⨩ΩΦϐϰ (.. DEEZ NUTS .. MOUTH)
Quest 2 version is heavily compressed, but that's about it.
Kinda incredible sequel. New mechanics, very rich expansion of the universe, touching story. Maybe I'm a sentimental bitch but I really liked the story, sorry, I mean the tale.
Kinda incredible sequel. New mechanics, very rich expansion of the universe, touching story. Maybe I'm a sentimental bitch but I really liked the story, sorry, I mean the tale.