Not as cool as the first entry but still a great game.

I’m going to name my firstborn Larry Leadfoot.

I am (not) speed.

The game for you if you love spinning out uncontrollably.

Very much an all-you-can-eat buffet of a racing game. You aren’t going to love all the offerings, but you definitely aren’t going hungry either.

Pretty fun but the later levels will absolutely begin to test your patience.

Gives a new meaning to the term stick drift.

One star for every frame per second.

It’s a pretty standard budget racing game. The driving works fairly well but every other aspect of the game leaves something to be desired. The soundtrack is the worst offender, as it contains a total of three songs that you’ll quickly tire of.

Terraria but completely non-functional.

One star for every day I survived.

This is why I’m not an engineer.

Zero stars for the actual gameplay.

Three stars for the fever dream-esque character roster, commentary, and stadium environments.

My favorite part of this game was the child labor rhythm sequence.

My younger self thought that the battle mode of Rush 2049 was peak gaming.