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Pseudoregalia
2023
For a small indie dev, the platforming of this game feels amazing... if it worked like intended. Sometimes the controls are responsive as butter or stiff as a rock (especially the wall-ride mechanics) Also it suffers a lot from "chronic I don't know what/where I am supossed to do/go" metroidvania syndrome. If you are willing to overlook those aspects, it's a solid short game. Also, the goat ass is essential for the best playing experience, if you give sybil pants, shame on you.
BioShock Infinite
2013
BioShock Infinite
2013
BioShock Infinite
2013
i love when a captive young girl is raised as essentially a feral plaything confined to a birdcage by psychotic racists her entire life but after being freed is a quippy well-adjusted girl-next-door hottie and just sassy enough disney princess who sings zooey deschanel covers of abolition spirituals to smiling black children the game doesnt give a shit about