Randomly improves the original's feel and physics to a point where I can recommend it as definitive.

I FUCKING HATE JOUSTUS!

Play this game or fucking die.

The original on crack so honestly better.

Got it for 10 bucks in 2014. Baby's first indie.

This has shaped my views on homosexuality.

This game is so fucking cool fuck you MatPat for saying trains are lame trains are fucking awesome.

No I do not want to awaken the fucking crystals again you fucking annoying fairy.

Very bold depiction of Eggman that led him to have demon eyes in the west for the first 7 years of the series.

People ask if I'm autistic. I'm autistic as shit!

Erased Blue Toad and made it impossible to play 4 player without someone effectively in an easy mode. For Luigi U, you can't do more than 3 players without an easy mode. Also super crowns taking up item space when you aren't using Toadette is annoying. The attached games are still great, though.

Jesus fucking Christ.

A great game attached to the devs' thinly veiled fetishes.

Genocide? In my Mario game?

I bought this game for the guy who barfs lava.