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Maybe not quite as fun as RCT2 back in the day, but I remember getting much more of a grasp on School Tycoon's mechanics and making some real progress from the ground up. A really fun management sim with a delightful cartoonish aesthetic.

An online flash game that somehow made it onto the Nintendo DS. I feel sorry for anyone who paid money for this.

Still pissed that increasing the price of lemonade by only $0.50 made me lose all the customers.

Known as "Theme Park Inc" in the UK.

I remember the old man telling you he's going to retire and saying "there's plenty of opportunity for promotion" in the intro cutscene. That was fun.

I could never turn a profit in the Snow Biome during level 3 (I think I might I have got past it past one time, but I definitely got no further than level 5 when you revisit the Desert Biome). So I'd just replay the first 3 levels.

My favourite sim city like game. Very charming world you build.

The PC version kicked butt. The Playstation version kicked less butt, but had some cool features that I wish the PC version had. The Playstation 2 version happened.

MUCH too annoying to play on PC these days, unfortunately. I weep for the state of video game preservation.

I loved this game as a kid even though the game played at a silky smooth 5 FPS on the family computer. I remember being 10 years old and doodling hate art of the ant companion because one time he popped up to give me some advice on how to improve my theme park and he caused the whole thing to crash, wiping out two hours of gameplay.

I own 4 versions of this game and I don't plan on stopping.
I wanna make a coffee table out of them.

When my grandma was dying my mom went to visit her in a hospice and they always brought us to this kids room with toys and stuff and it had a gamecube and this was the only fucking game. There was a box for sunshine and I desperately looked for the game in my foolishness but only thing there was was this game. Always ended up getting stuck like 5 minutes in.

i remember what childhood house i was in when i tried to beat the first level adn it was so ass and so hard and i fucking hated it. Fuck nemo and fuck dory and fuck marlin. What the fuck

Literally the worst game I have ever played. The load times are unbearable and the game is ridiculously hard and unforgiving

That one level with the wind left me with permanent trauma

Quite an enjoyable experience, but over time it can grow into a chore, just like Two Point Hospital.

I'd definitely buy another Two Point game in the future though.

i think this game rewired my brain chemistry as a small child and this is why i'm like this now