All of my Pokemon are locked inside of this, all of my Pokemon on a console I gave to my friend Jeremy, all of my Pokemon gone, all of my Pokemon on the ranch

I probably played this all the way through four or five times. Not very good but I think they should try to do this again.

I played the multiplayer mode of this with a German kid in the Frankfurt airport. Neither of us understood a thing the other was saying other than "Mario", "Luigi", "mushroom". A beautiful memory. The game makes me very mad to play, it's not very good.

Part of what was enjoyable about the original was that it was grimy, disgusting looking, genuinely unpleasant. Smoothing it out and making it bright takes away from some of the appeal. But it's the same game I played when I was a kid, so it's fun in that way.