barring the painful heteronormativity of trying to convince everyone that cal and merrin had any amount of romantic feelings for each other, this game absolutely whipped. all the shit people say about the gameplay being tight as hell is correct and i always love a range of appearance customization options. the story is neat, although i personally still don't care for jedi/force-sensitive characters being the only real options for heroes in such a vast, interesting universe where it's been established a billion times that anyone, regardless of space magic, can be a hero.

also, not sure why people keep giving stormtroopers personality if they're just gonna keep making us murder them.

my favorite assassin's creed game

the stellar production value, bonkers set pieces, and two earnestly dope boss fights could not save this game for me. if we as a collective moved away from fantasy slavery as a storytelling device and dark fantasy a la Game of Thrones, it would be too soon.

i'm too much of a baby to play it for more than 1-2 hours at a time. do it for her (control).