cheesebiscotti
6 reviews liked by cheesebiscotti
Played this for 3 years and now my brain is growing out of my ear.
I scream at Dr Kawashima for help, but his only response is a mysterious smile.
I scream at Dr Kawashima for help, but his only response is a mysterious smile.
Undertale
2015
Sans undertale
Beat this in a day and when i did i was so fucking mad for some reason
Fortnite
2017
guy who has played 10 video games: we gotta hop on Fortnite dude this new season is peak
guy who has played 100 video games: final fantasy 6 is a narrative masterpiece [6 hour video essay]
guy who has played 1000 video games: dude we have to hop on Fortnite this new season is peak
guy who has played 100 video games: final fantasy 6 is a narrative masterpiece [6 hour video essay]
guy who has played 1000 video games: dude we have to hop on Fortnite this new season is peak
Stardew Valley
2016
sebastion is a shitty fucking husband fuck him
Farming Simulator 19
2018
Farming Simulator 19 is a game that loves you.
It's a game that wants you to have a wonderful time. It's a game that puts so much effort and care into simply being LOVELY. It's a game that just does so many things right and so few things wrong. It's a game I've been playing for 140 hours and I've yet to see a single bug. It's a game that, despite minimal tutorials and a somewhat steep learning curve, is an anxiety-free and soothing holiday in the country. It's a game that somehow creates joy out of power washing your tractors or harvesting soybeans. It's a game that gives you a dog who bounces out of his wee house to welcome you whenever you come home. It's a game that has no loading times after the initial one. It's a game that looks great and has fab radio stations to listen to while you work. It's a game that lets you set the in-game clock to real time so you don't get stressed by the hours quickly racing by.
It's a game that some of you probably won't like but Farming Simulator 19 won't mind. It's a game that likes you. It's a game that loves you. Play it.
It's a game that wants you to have a wonderful time. It's a game that puts so much effort and care into simply being LOVELY. It's a game that just does so many things right and so few things wrong. It's a game I've been playing for 140 hours and I've yet to see a single bug. It's a game that, despite minimal tutorials and a somewhat steep learning curve, is an anxiety-free and soothing holiday in the country. It's a game that somehow creates joy out of power washing your tractors or harvesting soybeans. It's a game that gives you a dog who bounces out of his wee house to welcome you whenever you come home. It's a game that has no loading times after the initial one. It's a game that looks great and has fab radio stations to listen to while you work. It's a game that lets you set the in-game clock to real time so you don't get stressed by the hours quickly racing by.
It's a game that some of you probably won't like but Farming Simulator 19 won't mind. It's a game that likes you. It's a game that loves you. Play it.