I’m a fiend for mojitos
-Det. James “Sonny” Crockett, Miami Vice

The 2000s aesthetic is in full swing here. Tekken 4 is widely considered the first videogame ever to be set in a city¹, but what isn’t commonly known is that it’s also the first game to feature techno music².

Tekken 4’s punch-outs take place in far more grounded settings than its predecessors or successors, such as shopping malls and parking garages. Each one is a stage from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3³ and you can almost feel the hot breeze of a warm summer night, especially if your PlayStation 2 is overheating.

Despite its impeccable vibes, a competitive scene never arose for Tekken 4 due to it being mostly about positive energy and enjoyment⁴. Professional fighting game players rarely discuss anything other than the presence of a senile, diaper clad Heihachi Mishima as the final boss.

Tekken Force Mode returns from Tekken 3.⁵

Playing this in tandem with its 2002 sister fighting game Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, it’s plain to see which is the better fighting game experience.⁶ The gameplay itself isn’t as balanced as prior or future entries, apparently, but everything else about this game is sleek and fluid. As an aesthetic exercise at the very least, Tekken 4 is wholly unique in its franchise if not its genre.

Tekken 8 would do well to swap out some of its particle-effect-heavy, apocalyptic stages⁷ for a pristine turn-of-the-century airport or a balmy metropolitan rooftop. Kazuya should rock some shades. Man, this game is like Tekken Summer Vacation. Let’s party.

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[1] I made this up
[2] Completely fabricated
[3] Pranked!
[4] Conner Wilson, On Tryhards, Penguin, 2024, p. 68
[5] Tekken 4, Namco, 2002
[6] Conman, Tekken 4, Backloggd, 2023, p. 1
[7] This just has to be the case right

Reviewed on Aug 24, 2023


9 Comments


9 months ago

very helpful annotations they should become a backloggd review requirement
i really need to try tekken 4, seems to be PS2 vibes incarnate

9 months ago

1 v 1 me Combot only no items Parking Area

9 months ago

is this what fame is like?

9 months ago

@Reddish Thanks this was for my third grade social studies class! You should try Tekken 4

@maradona I will jab spam you into the wall

@Cadensia Shinzo Abe

9 months ago

These footnotes are breaking new ground, 12/10 review

9 months ago

@thealexmott source?

9 months ago

Source: here

9 months ago

Can't believe this game gets fewer stars than Tekken 3, despite the fact that 4 is a larger number than 3.¹
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[1] Math

9 months ago

@Siev FAKE NEWS TEKKEN 4 GETS 4 STARS BECAUSE IT’S CALLED TEKKEN 4