I fear for my life in this game but overall nice and soothing game to play

me: sweating with tears rolling down my cheeks as I desperately rotate a piece in the hopes that I can stall for time now that I've fucked up my board beyond saving
the dolphins swimming beside me, cheering for my death: 💃 🐬💃 🐬

I never cared about justice, and I don’t recall ever calling myself a hero… I have always only fought for the peak I believe in. I won’t hesitate… If mid appears before me, I will destroy it!

STELLAR game that is only held up by its weird desire to give you math problems to solve sometimes

Grim Fandango made me realize I'm a goddamn idiot, but I had a good time being an idiot the whole way through

This is a game about the duality between upholding your responsibility and protecting the ones you love and the resulting tragedy that can ensue, and I can also beat up a Maverick that reminds me of that walrus mother fucker from those Woody Woodpecker cartoons and, quite frankly, there's something beautiful about that

What the fuck do you MEAN there's a level called "Twin Towers"?!

This happened to my buddy Sonic once

Jet Fusion? How about you jet towards some bitches?

People really out here gassing up Sonic Colors' writing for years when it has lines like "Hehe Baldy McNoseHair", actually wild when Black Knight is right there