having my fruit shot upwards at 99999 mph immediately resulting in a loss definitely does not make me want to shoot myself in the head

goes hard if you're an 11 year old girl but goes even harder if you're a stupid fat guy in his 20s

"ohhh the controls....they're so heckin clunky...." WE GET IT!! YOU'RE BAD AT THE GAME!!

blah blah blah controls blah blah blah this game could inject me with aids every time i get hit and i'd still call it peak

i don't really care about playing my custom microgames on the big screen (i can't even do that since i emulated it) so i feel like the other content would've been better if it was just part of the original game. still a fun time though

brought back the only good mode from game & wario and gave us the cutest 3d model of ashley ever. yuuuuuuup i'm thinking this is the best game in the franchise

had a harder time with orbulon's games than i should've cuz my nunchuk (or nunchuks in general idk) is a busted up piece of shit. other than that it's another warioware game and therefore good

mike's games SUUUUUUCK!!! this is the game that introduced my daughter/wife ashley though so it rocks

the gyro sensor likes to act kinda quirky sometimes but when it works (which is most of the time) it's reaaallly awesome

could've been the definitive mega microgames experience if the single player was closer to the original but i'll let it slide cuz the multiplayer is pretty fun. i just wish i wasn't a grown ass man so getting friends over to play baby games wasn't so hard

i have fond memories of this one but gamer really is the only thing justifying its existence

booted this up for the first time since middle school and wow this guy (me) sucked at making games (i still do). very fun and easy to understand though i'm surprised by how many hours i got out of it

easily the most fun and imaginative 2d mario since super mario world. grappling vine badge is freaking awesome btw

i can understand why this gimmick isn't a fan favorite but i love these wacky little characters and adapting to each playstyle on the fly can be fun. missions and the stockpile of wario cup challenges were enough to keep me entertained postgame

a near perfect evolution of the gameplay from smooth moves that's slightly brought down by a lack of more single player content and extras (unless you have friends who want to play warioware with you (i don't))