softcore torture porn for people who are too young to have a bank account

nuanced narrative that could've just as well been written on the side of a high school bathroom stall with black sharpie

fuck you kiddy kong

play this game if you like bullet hells that actively put you to sleep after 5 minutes of play

david cage is somehow able to make lobotomies look more engaging and enjoyable

don't worry guys humans will be playable very soon

the somber, harsh, beautiful world of rain world is something i wish i could experience over and over again. if you're patient with this game and learn its rhythm, you'll be rewarded with an unforgettable experience

i appreciate the story it's trying to tell, but the execution leaves much to be desired

cool game i like the blood and viscera

tries to be a polished jpog but lacks the heart put into the original. a direct downgrade in comparison to jpog (a then 15 year old game), especially in regards to dino AI and behavior. environments are nice tho

noir theme is cool, but everything else stumbles. feels more like a tech demo than an actual game in a lot of aspects, ESPECIALLY with the interrogations. if team bondi/rockstar stopped pushing for needless motion capture bullshit and instead focused on making their 1920s universe feel alive, this game would've been remembered a lot more fondly

extremely clunky and unpolished combat mechanics, even for its time, but if you like other action rpgs from the time you may dig it

the night sections can certainly overstay their welcome but the day sections make up for it. the music and level design is some of the best modern sonic has to offer

they made this game to torture guantanamo bay prisoners

i luv dolphinzzzz