BAD BAD I DO NOT LIKE IT.

I want to start a new cola hate kind of cult, but against this cereal brand just because of this game. I want to go to the streets of new york and pour this sugary delight down the drains, so the rats can feast. That's what this cereal deserves, to be eaten by infested rats.
Was it so hard to not remake an already derivitive and dull doom clone? Why did they do this? Was it a tax write off? Did this spike the sale in Chex cereal? Why waste the money on this? If they really wanted in on this retro shooter craze, they could've just remastered the old version.

As protest I am just conclude this review by doing what this game does: repeat myself but in a more incoherent way.

NO LIKEY IS SHIT

The best co-op game I've never been able to convince anyone to play with me ever despite numerous years of trying. It's still perfectly playable solo, but even then you just know it's meant for two.

I've seen other compare this to Four Swords and I think that's pretty accurate. Puzzles are fairly simple but really fun to figure out, and the game never takes itself too seriously. Even when you're griefing player 2 it still feels like it's all in good fun. There's not much of a story to this (why would there be?) but what's here is just the right amount of silly, and the sprite work does a great job at capturing the style of the show. The soundtrack is terrific too. Given how good both this and Four Swords are, it's surprising to me that there's not a bunch of indie clones.

It can get a bit dull in singleplayer, there's obviously something missing from the experience when you're going at it alone, but it's still fun enough if you want to waste away a Saturday afternoon.

fishing was a nightmare

I roleplayed so hard and build a ton of stuff and getting an own island was one of the childhood things ever

the motion controls suck though