theres just a ton of stuff here and when i say a ton i mean a TON

i cant say anything worth of note in this review because this game is pretty literally made of pure and unfiltered fun and nobody could argue with that

what im gonna say though is i fucking love the different modes some more than the others due to the fact that Revenge of Meta Knight and Meta Knightmare Ultra (and before you ask: yes i do love my little cool edgy big sword goth bf ❤❤❤❤❤) and also Milky Way Wishes shine brighter i dont know if this is a popular opinion but it is a popular opinion among my neurons

i also like the streamlined classic modes and Spelunky™ and the arena and the pew pew kirby with a fucking gun but you just cant beat going around the galaxy to obtain new abilities and whack marx (a character that unfortunately bears a curse called me who can't help but think of the socialist revolutionary when I hear his name) thats just too orgasmic in comparison

thats it i have no more contribution for this game so i will just write down the dialogue that meta knight has with the god forsaken cat intergalactic entity

"my one wish is to become stronger...
so i wish to fight... the greatest warrior in the galaxy"

You gained 169 EXP! (Not that it matters.)
Your Coolness went up by 4 !

side note: i saw kirby steal some kisses from his partners even though they were at full health . i know what you are