Dude, the Navy SEALs would NOT survive a Call of Duty: Black Ops II lobby voice chat WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

First of all, whoever gave you that quote is a fuckin' pussy and a fuckin' #4&&07 and a fuckin' liar and everything else whoever gave you that quote. Everything that comes out of your mouth is fuckin' stupid. Why would I give a shit who represents who? Yeah there's no doubt. There's some guys out there that have managers that are absolute sleezy dirty fuckin' scumbags. Hey Loretta, if you're gonna write a story, you fuckin' moron, make sure it's fuckin' true and you have some facts, and if you're gonna put some fuckin' quotes in there, get some quotes from people who have the fuckin' balls to put their fuckin' name on it. I mean, how do you write a story from a guy who fuckin', it's like an interview where they put a fuckin' black thing over the guys face, change his voice and shit. Fuckin' dumb bitch. Fuck you Loretta.

First of all, whoever gave you that quote is a fuckin' pussy and a fuckin' #4&&07 and a fuckin' liar and everything else whoever gave you that quote. Everything that comes out of your mouth is fuckin' stupid. Why would I give a shit who represents who? Yeah there's no doubt. There's some guys out there that have managers that are absolute sleezy dirty fuckin' scumbags. Hey Loretta, if you're gonna write a story, you fuckin' moron, make sure it's fuckin' true and you have some facts, and if you're gonna put some fuckin' quotes in there, get some quotes from people who have the fuckin' balls to put their fuckin' name on it. I mean, how do you write a story from a guy who fuckin', it's like an interview where they put a fuckin' black thing over the guys face, change his voice and shit. Fuckin' dumb bitch. Fuck you Loretta.

just when you thought super smash bros couldnt get more corny

Dear companies, if you ever decide to bring back a beloved mascot, take notes from this game. It brings new energy and themes into a once dead franchise. It adds characters such as Cylindria and Spiral, characters that play off of Pac-Man's newfound personality, not like he had one, which makes this reboot all the more satisfying.

It's literally a novel how is this considered a video game?