wayyyyy better than real life

not gonna play a game with a pokemon with a cock for a head on its cover

i got this in the mail from my friend kyle and im contemplating on ending our friendship with how shitty this game is. at least i got a free plushie out of it

this game is so bad i would have killed myself when i reached lavender town too

closest thing we have to a walking dead video game

detroit style pizza is pretty good if you ignore the taste of bullets, blood, motor oil, rat, and fentanyl

where the FUCK is bartleby montclair of dresden, the hottest, strongest, richest, sexiest character?

I finished the game and nothing happened

Mike Tyson is 3 inches taller than Little Mac canonically yet they make him look like he's 7 foot 8. This game must have been made by the modern white woman.

First of all, whoever gave you that quote is a fuckin' pussy and a fuckin' #4&&07 and a fuckin' liar and everything else whoever gave you that quote. Everything that comes out of your mouth is fuckin' stupid. Why would I give a shit who represents who? Yeah there's no doubt. There's some guys out there that have managers that are absolute sleezy dirty fuckin' scumbags. Hey Loretta, if you're gonna write a story, you fuckin' moron, make sure it's fuckin' true and you have some facts, and if you're gonna put some fuckin' quotes in there, get some quotes from people who have the fuckin' balls to put their fuckin' name on it. I mean, how do you write a story from a guy who fuckin', it's like an interview where they put a fuckin' black thing over the guys face, change his voice and shit. Fuckin' dumb bitch. Fuck you Loretta.

ninjas are freaking awesome

Separates the Rayboys from the RayMEN

Breathing new life into the once saturated horror genre