Tired: Can you pet the dog?

Wired: Can you wear a backpack with a little bodega cat in it who wears ITS OWN ADORABLE LITTLE SUPERHERO MASK???

I'm a dog person, so this was good for me.

Finally, a game that combines my love of pinball and my anxiety about making messes!

Yeah, see, this is why I don't want to go fishing, DAD!!!

Now I just want Furlcalling Finger Remedies for difficult moments in my life, like trying to make a budget or explaining to my family what asexuality means.

I would have added a star if they called it "Mon-two-ment Valley".

Since I haven't seen any theater this year, this also counts as the best play I've seen in 2024.

Me: I'm so over the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope.

Also me: I WOULD DIE FOR YUFFIE!!!

Why yes, I DO have my finger on the pulse of what's hot and trending, and I gotta say ... this has potential for a franchise.

Resident Evil 4 Remake? More like Resident Evil BORE Remake!!!

(If no one said this last year, shame on video game journalists.)

Resident Evil 4? More like Resident Evil SCORE!!!

(If no one said this back in 2005, shame on video game journalists.)

I knew Bluey. Bluey was a friend of mine. Bluey: The Videogame, you're no Bluey.

One star taken off for a severe lack of potatoes.

I'd easily pay $20 for a game that's just making haikus in beautiful settings.