"How about we take Mario Maker and take away the part that made it fun?"
Genius!

Weirdly horribly optimized for a shovelware Garfield game made for PC.
Still a 10/10 however, because it's Garfield Kart babyyyyyy.

This review was written before the game released


Pretty cute but the lesbian sex scene between Sunny and Izzy didn't need to last for over 4 hours.

Blaze says 'among us' in one scene.
I really like this game, very slept on.

When this game came out, it was £50 in the UK.
If you ever feel bad about your financial decisions, just remember there exist real, living people on this earth who spent full price on BOOGIE.

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you put Amogus in Fortnite.

This review was written before the game released

Pay-to-win garbage. Thank you Warner Bros for actively going against the modding community, the main thing that got many people to play your game in the first place.

I used to know one of the main devs of this game.
He was a moderator in a My Little Pony Source Filmmaker Discord server. Dude was a complete piece of work, think about the Discord moderator stereotype and he was exactly it.
Then one day, this game was released on Steam and almost instantaneously he was ridiculed and laughed out of the server, it was glorious to watch unfold.
Anywho, the game itself I refuse to play, not out of principle or anything like that, but because the game is a whopping 40+ gigabytes in storage size (it used to be almost twice that much before being downsized in later updates). Granted that isn't a lot compared to most AAA games these days, but considering how small Source Engine games tend to be in file size for the most part, it's insane and I refuse to have such a game take up so much of my PC's storage.
You fucked up my face indeed.

WHY IS THIS ON BACKLOGGD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No thoughts so far besides Meow Skulls is a very cute, probably trans icon and also DAMN that Spider-Gwen skin is sick.

Update: HOLY SHIT THEY ADDED A GOAT SKIN AND I PRE-ORDERED GOAT SIMULATOR 3 JUST TO GET IT, I'M A SUCKER

I'm a patient person, I spent 10 hours replaying the African Mines level over and over so I could get enough money to buy everything in the shop.
My life was never the same after that.

Taking away that defining aspect that made Fortnite stand out is... the best thing about this season so far? I'm shocked as well.

I found the music repetitive as hell and I'm a TOONTOWN FAN.