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motherless game good.

it's an experience. an absolute treasure. i cried when i beat it the first time, and i cried when i beat it the next three times. the rolling health is fun, the rhythm hitting mechanic would probably be fun if i didn't emulate it, the game is charming, and the story is heartfelt. also they go on an acid trip and that's funny.

dogfight game alright

i am bad at it and that's clearly the game's fault.

dragon penetration game decent

i did not enjoy the fifth level. i did not beat the fifth level. i have a skill issue.

tea game good

i now know how to make tea.

death game good

the gameplay is kinda meh as most people say but the story and interactions absolutely carries it. also not gonna lie i look just like

square game addon good

it's like base terraria with cocaine. banger music, bosses are on crack, cuts some of the grind, and also lore. sometimes i find it a bit unfairly difficult but that's probably skill issue.

dogfight game good

people say johto is shit and they might be right but you can have a beautifully pixilated goober following you at all times and that makes this game awesome

talking animal game good

good story. banger music. fun gameplay. easily one of, if not the best pokemon games ever, including mainline.

sword game alright

i got stuck in this one dungeon for way too long and had to search up a guide. therefore, the game sucks because i am bad at it.

word game bad

i hope it explodes

internet outage game bad

please help i just want to watch youtube.

drop game is okay

tspin is not in the bible

block game good

staple of my childhood. it would be a crime to lower the rating.

quirky game good.

there's a reason why every single quirky indie rpg is inspired by this game. because it's awesome. it's a light-hearted, fun experience that gets serious when it needs to. also you can summon meteor showers on your opponents. play the game before i send an attack that you cannot grasp the true form of to your house.

origami game good

yeah a lot of people hate this game for some reason. i can understand why, but also as a man who enjoys sitting in his own echo chamber i simply do not care. i found it really fun and the story was neat.